Posted By: Debbie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 04:12 PM

Hi Zeke, you old geezer you.....
I promised you I wouldn't forget your Birthday, didn't I??

Okay Everyone. Let's ALL wish Zeke a VERY happy 50th birthday!!!!!!!!

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 04:28 PM

hey old fart....still think all those young chicks are interested???

happy birthday, buddy!!!

seriously, all the best. it has been a pleasure knowing you.
Posted By: AC Beach Bum

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 05:39 PM


I had the best time of my life with a guy who was 50 while vacation in AC two weeks ago-- I am only 26 and have never ventured "over the hill". I would never disrespect the Mrs. Zekes out there, but this man was very unmarried. I found his age very refreshing and very sexy!

I gather you are quite youthful in spirit and have a wicked sense of humor, these things can never be lost with age.
Posted By: Chloe

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 06:16 PM

Posted By: CAPTAIN bigzeke

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 06:27 PM

AC Beach Bum....who the hell told you I was married? Sure hope to meet you at Debbie's birthday party.
Take that Jane!
Posted By: Debbie

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 07:16 PM

Wicked sense of humor.....??? That's an understatement. He just played a very wicked trick on little ole me.... I about had a stroke. So bad, I can't even share it. He may be 50, but he's certainly fiesty!
I told him I have a sneaking suspicion that my birthday may end up being my most memorable one yet!!!! Touche BUCKO!!!
Debbie [Linked Image]
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 08:11 PM

I didn't get to meet you in February, but will be down in June. Hope to meet you soon! We just bought a house close to the Med College, so will be spending more time in Beautiful Belize!

Happy, Happy... and many more...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/09/01 10:31 PM

ok, zeke. how much did you pay ac bb to say that?

and for god's sake, dont let my husband know he can still get a 26 year old. i'll be out on my ass in no time!
Posted By: patrick-e

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 12:22 AM

Zeke, Let me join in congratulating you on achieving that memorable milestone of 50 years. With your imagination and sense of humor, you will never grow old. And you'll have many more b-days to come! It has been a real pleasure reading your posts on this board. Sometimes I almost fall out of my chair. Keep up the good (?) work.
Posted By: AC Beach Bum

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 03:36 PM


You are not married?!With my newfound appreciation for much older men, maybe I will try and make it back down there in June!

Jane, I have seen your pictures and you have nothing to worry about:-)

I hope to have my pictures from my trip up here soon.

And yes Jane, I have found the most wonderful place in AC (or an island not too far from it) for topless sunbathing. Ahhhh, Belize!
Posted By: CAPTAIN bigzeke

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 04:58 PM

Screw Susie.......AC Beach Bum is my new girl. Man am I easy or what?
Oh yea Jane not to brag, but after seeing your photos I have to admit you look alright for an old lady. But the Zekester is still 6 foot tall and 178 pounds. The same as I was at 18 and a senior in high school.Now if I can only do something about this ugly mug on my neck, I would be "Da Man"! Maybe if AC BB could put a bag over my face we might be able to make some beautiful music together!
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 06:30 PM

Man I have so many funny one liners in my head about some of these posts... (well, I think they're hysterical anyway) I think Marty would ban me indefinitely if I ever wrote them on here.

Zeke, you blew it bigtime when you called Jane an old bag... I heard her pro-wrestler hubbie is not taking names and kickin butt... I'd hate to be in your shoes... Right, Janie baby, cutest, hotest, sexiest pumpkin of them all?
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 06:32 PM

Oh wait a minute, when I read the post you called her an old lady, and not a bag... My eyes played tricks on me and read the previous sentence at the same time when you used the word brag and I thought it said bag... (putting head on desk sobbing, my life has so deteriorated ever since I turned 50)
Posted By: Sunkissed

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 07:06 PM

Happy Birthday Zeke!!

And I have to agree with AC BB. I am 36 and my husband just turned 50 a few months back and I would not trade him in for the world. Always knows the right things to say and definetly knows the right things to do!! So hold your head high and keep right on doing all the fun things we love about you. You're a nut and I wish I was going to be there in June to meet you. Have an awesome day!!
Posted By: AC Beach Bum

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 07:40 PM


Look at all your female followers who have such warm wishes for you on your 50th. Men half your age would love that kind of adoration.

And while I appreciate the offer to join the exclusive harem of "Zeke's Ladies", I don't know that I could even keep up with someone so verile and youthful, and Susie sounds a bit jealous;-)
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 10:21 PM

aaah, denny. i am your #1 fan.

zeke, screw the body (ok, say what you want with THAT one), i like a man with a big brain.
Posted By: CAPTAIN bigzeke

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/10/01 10:48 PM

JANE.....Can you say that again please..I did not hear you the first time!

Age Tougher on Men's Hearing Than Women's
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Hearing changes come with age, but it seems to happen differently for men and women--possibly leading to communication clashes between the sexes, researchers report.

``For women, it's good news. For men, it's not so good,'' lead author Dr. Teri James Bellis, an audiologist at the University of South Dakota in Vermillion, told Reuters Health. ''Men hit their peak (in sound processing) in their early 20s. From there it's a slow downhill process,'' she said. ``Women maintain their function until postmenopausal years, but then show an abrupt decrease in function.''

Central auditory processing disorders occur when actual hearing ability is unaffected, but the part of the brain that controls processing has suffered damage. Previous research has found that changes in the corpus callosum, the connection between the right and left sides of the brain, play a factor in the decline of auditory processing.

The current study sought to pinpoint how age and gender are related to auditory processing. Bellis and colleague Laura Ann Wilbur recruited groups of 120 healthy men and women across set age groups: 20 to 25, 35 to 40, 55 to 60, and 70 to 75.

Each group was given three tests of their sound processing, such as whether they could listen to two different things at once and accurately repeat them.

The researchers found that although both sexes showed waning sound processing at ages 40 to 55, men had gradual declines starting in their late 30s, while women worsened abruptly around age 55, after menopause.

But neither sex continued on the auditory downward spiral into their 60s and 70s, indicating the decline in sound processing stabilizes at some point, according to the report in the April issue of the Journal of Speech, Language and Hearing Research.

Bellis pointed out that women's longer-lasting ability to process sounds may explain why during their childbearing years, women seem to be better than men at juggling several things at once.

Men's early decline in this area may also explain why women typically complain their husbands don't ``hear'' them, although their standard hearing tests come out fine, Bellis said.

But women do seem to have at least one hearing disadvantage. The study showed women tended to lose their ability to perceive cues from vocal tones for a period of time after menopause. This, according to Bellis, may help explain men's complaints that their wives take everything they say the ''wrong'' way.

``These are the most common complaints that audiologists hear--'He doesn't listen. She takes everything the wrong way,''' Bellis noted. ``This really provides illumination into things we've taken for granted as stereotypical gender differences. There may be a biological basis to the things we've always associated with hormones and emotions.''

Bellis said she hopes future research will investigate ways to slow the decline of auditory processing.

``I'm looking at preservation of function and reversal of decline,'' she said. ``Our preliminary data is positive--we might be able to slow down some of this degeneration.''
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/11/01 01:12 AM


...but if a girl whispers something dirty, THAT you manage to hear just fine.
Posted By: diann

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/11/01 09:26 AM

hey BIG zeke... [Linked Image]

not that you know me, but just wanted to wish you a happy happy!!!! love your posts!! you crack me up... which is a good thing, especially since i've got FRIGGIN SNOW!!! 8 inches already... hmmmmmm...

and beach bum... 'disclothes' baby disclothes!!!! i need that addy to that beach!!!
Posted By: diann

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/11/01 09:38 AM

ok BIG zeke....
here's one for ya ONLY cuz it's your bday... now girls, we KNOW this is all crap, but hey.. thought i'd make his day [Linked Image]


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[This message has been edited by diann (edited 04-11-2001).]
Posted By: jlslks

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/11/01 12:29 PM

Diann,You know what????
We may let you come to Texas after !!!!!!!!!!
What do you think Denny? Think she'll fit????
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG ZEKE!!!! - 04/11/01 12:29 PM

Diann... so funny... I laughed and laughed and then I realized... wait a minute it's all true...
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