redneck thanksgiving

Posted By: klcman

redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 02:40 AM

You Might Be A Redneck If:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
Posted By: Mosquitorose

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 02:43 AM

But I love vienna sausage. lol
Posted By: klcman

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 02:59 AM

try it with Marie Sharp's
Posted By: rickcheri

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 04:37 AM

I love Vienna and Marie's...Thanks for the tip, will try for breakfast tomorrow!!!! C
Posted By: Mexicana

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 04:41 AM

Hey KLCman, How'd ya know about the hubcaps? Just wondering....makes smokin turkeys easy!
Posted By: klcman

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 06:16 AM

Cheri -

best with ther "hot" the "mild" just don't cut it !

Mex - Studebakers make the best

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 04:25 PM

ok fellow texans and arkansas neighbors to the north, are we going to let them talk about our families like that?!?!?!? eek eek eek
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 04:35 PM

This was tooooo funny! I think my son knew every Redneck joke, and thought it was an honour when we really were Rednecks!!
First off, there is nothing wrong with Ketchup, beef jerky (fresh of course), moonpies, vienna sausage, etc etc.... And the directions to Grandma's house is "turn off the paved road"....
On that dirt road, I find the best damn food in the world (and yes, she has served moon pies too), so there is NO shame here....
Gay--- ssshhhhhhh---- don't tell everyone how us Southerners live, love and celebrate. They will all move down and stay and we don't want that!! wink
Posted By: Debbie

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 04:47 PM

You forgot that all the "Thanksgiving dishes" that relatives bring, all taste like chicken! And we must never forget that glazed ham is really spam with molasses. laugh
Posted By: klcman

Re: redneck thanksgiving - 11/25/02 11:47 PM

but i love spam and all that other stuff too, never said ONLY rednecks like it wink
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