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Posted By: toad

better investment - 04/10/03 06:18 PM

i am looking for a sugar momma....a rich young dumb nymphomaniac who has inherited a liquor store and can whip up some mean sushi rolls...
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: better investment - 04/10/03 06:21 PM

I got more pleasure reading this topic when it was Jane's toad......
Posted By: toad

Re: better investment - 04/10/03 06:49 PM

she's a big chicken...or little chicken, as the case my be...
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: better investment - 04/10/03 07:04 PM

I believe I know of a person that fits your requirements exactly, all the qualifications and a dead ringer for Janet Reno.
Posted By: Debbie

Re: better investment - 04/10/03 07:22 PM

Toad,
noticed you didn't much care what she looks like.... I think I remember seeing a toothless, cross eyed, gal with a limp and a bad case of acne over in China town that fits your description.... I'll send her your way..... Maybe your fairy tale works in reverse. You kiss HER and she turns into a princess....... :p
Posted By: Barbara K

Re: better investment - 04/10/03 08:15 PM

Hairy legs OK?
Posted By: Axeman

Re: better investment - 04/10/03 11:37 PM

Good one Barb...
Posted By: toad

Re: better investment - 04/11/03 01:26 AM

no hairly legs are not okay...as a matter of fact pig tails can be the only hair..
Posted By: klcman

Re: better investment - 04/11/03 02:26 AM

"Hairy Toads became extinct in the Great Deluge"...sj's Encyclopedic History Of Reptiles, abridged 2003.

They were survived, however, by their cousins Horny Toad.
Posted By: toad

Re: better investment - 04/11/03 02:35 PM

the horny toad was in fact, a relative, thank goodness he had dominate genes...
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: better investment - 04/11/03 02:38 PM

wrangler or levi?
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