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Conspiracy or a lone eggman?

Posted By: Marty

Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:18 AM

i thought this was funny....
about the california governors race:

Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
RECALL MADNESS
By Roy Rivenburg, Times Staff Writer

As a stunned nation grieves over the tragic egging of Arnold Schwarzenegger at Cal State Long Beach this week, wild rumors are swirling about what really happened.

FBI and USDA investigators insist the egg was hurled by a lone assailant on the sixth floor of the university's bookstore. But several witnesses claim there was a second egg thrower on a grassy knoll along Schwarzenegger's path.

A report by the Warren Buffett Commission rejected the second eggman theory, but critics remain skeptical. After watching Channel 9 News broadcasts in which the assault was replayed in slow motion and from different angles, they ridiculed the Buffett Report's conclusion that a "magic egg" bounced off three other people before hitting Schwarzenegger.

"Clearly, there was a second egg lobber, and clearly there is a conspiracy to cover it up," said director Oliver Stone, who is planning a movie about the attack. "This was a left-wing power grab. Like most Californians, I was shocked when it happened. I think people will always remember what they were doing when they first heard the tragic news."

In a related story, Green Party candidate Peter Camejo has called for mandatory background checks on anyone attempting to buy "deadly shell-encased chicken embryos."
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:19 AM

hahahaha, that was too good Marty, thanks! laugh
Posted By: Islenutt

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:45 AM

It's funny unless you have to live in this state and put up with all the nonsense! :rolleyes:
It is almost to much to deal with... lol
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 04:09 AM

do you suppose after the lone assailant is caught and imprisoned, that we will next read about him getting viciously egged while confined?
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 10:35 AM

Nah, getting egged while imprisioned? Nah, noway.. our prisons are the best... unless... hmmmm... I would double security when they decide to move him, especially in the garage...
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 11:32 AM

Yeah, this pretty damn funny, unless of course, you're Maria Shriver, and have a family link to the actual events of the parody.
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 11:57 AM

why, DP, you have a sensitive side!
Posted By: Laguna Punta

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:01 PM

Digging really deep, dogie!!
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:03 PM

sounds like the Kennedy assination...
Prelude to a murder eek
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:05 PM

Oh crap, there goes my intellect smile

Hush up Pedro..
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 12:15 PM

theme song of the democratic convention this year will be "I am the Eggman"

that's ok NYP - it is a monday, have another cup of coffee
Posted By: dbdoberman

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 01:38 PM

hmmmmmm, then again, following a popular conspiracy theory, it could be somebody in his own party......
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 01:50 PM

or from his past
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Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 03:19 PM

Personally, I think the mob is invovled.
Posted By: Mel S

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/08/03 04:10 PM

Who would egg Conan the Warrior ? It must be Fidel Castro, or the Kennedy Family, because of the marriage. Remember when rich Americans used to travel and fish instead of getting into politics ? Saludos Mon.
Posted By: LaurieMar

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 03:28 PM

If Hollywood (Gollywood) makes a movie about this, I won't believe it! An egg cannot stop the Terminator - everybody knows that. Being a life long resident of California, this recall is the biggest waste of time and money I have seen in a long time. At least Arnold is not a politician (yet!).

Governer Davis has got to go, but look at the other candidates: how about that former porno star? Geeeezzz, gimme a break!
Posted By: GAY AND DAVID

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 05:49 PM

sounds like child play to me ,.,.,.,.
if it were texas politics, they would have thrown the whole chicken :rolleyes:
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 06:37 PM

a former porn star?? hmmm, I know there's a good joke or campaign slogan here somewhere... laugh
Posted By: ChrisW

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 06:57 PM

I can't remember her name, but I heard she was giving away "dates" to anybody who contributed a certain amount ($10,000?) to her campaign.

Personally, I would like to see Gary "What you talkin' about Wilson" Coleman as Gov. and Arnold as Lt. Gov. It would be like that movie "Twins". wink
Posted By: Jester

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 07:38 PM

Also, need to get Larry "Golden Wheel Chair" Flint in as secretary. Since he probably can't win on his legalize everything platform. laugh
Posted By: Barbara K

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 07:40 PM

How about Larry Flint & the porn star on a ticket. Easy publicity with both their experience! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 08:27 PM

I've watched the film of this horrible tragedy over and over... I've slowed it down, turned it sideways, etc. While it appears that the egg comes first from the right on a trajectory course, there is a slight jerk forward of Arnold. This suggests that there was a second eggman hurling from the rear.
Posted By: Jester

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 08:34 PM

Must have been some Grey operatives. It seems he has a problem with the Governator's way of saying the name of the state. wink
Posted By: Debbie

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 10:30 PM

DAMN!!!!! I missed it!!! I always miss the good stuff.... frown frown
Although I did pull up a web thread and read the article in question in the August 1977 issue of Oui Magazine!!!!!! Old Arnold was a bit
"crude". eek eek Shocked me right out of my chair!!!!!!! Surely he knew that would come out.......
Debbie
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 10:40 PM

However, I am sure everyone reading this has something in their lives that they would prefer to remain buried. We all do. How many of us have done totally stupid thing in our 20's that we now regret or would be embarassed if everyone started talking about it. We all would. ANyone that says any different or even worse that they didn't do anything is hiding behind the truth.
Posted By: Laguna Punta

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 10:54 PM

I think it would be gross to have a stripper for Governor of California...a pimp would be much more appropiate!!!
Posted By: bywarren

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 11:03 PM

Denny, it's not just the stupid things I did in my 20's that is giving me my problems today. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/09/03 11:51 PM

bywarren, you are correct. The point I was trying to make is that we ALL are in the same boat, one way or another... some serious, some not so serious... I spent 20 years in politics and I did some stupid things in my teens and twenties that I would have been red-faced over had they leaked out over the years. Not quite as bad as Arnold's problems, laugh... actually not nearly as bad as Arnold.

In other words, to quote the bible "he without sin cast the first stone"
Posted By: Debbie

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/10/03 02:33 PM

Denny, you are absolutely right. Although my party days are long over, I would still blush now if some knew my skeletons.......... So I wasn't casting a stone, just commenting. Also, I'm not in the public eye either. Maybe I'm terribly naive, but I can still dream of having political representatives, priests and school teachers that set a GOOD example. Societies NEED heroes. But not Arnold's variety......
Debbie
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/10/03 08:10 PM

I agree Debbie, we NEED heroes. People that our kids can look up to as they grow. I'm not that narcissistic to want my children to have me as their hero, but I do want them to have many heros, both male and female... not to 100% emmulate but rather to pattern their actions and reactions after and from many sources.

Granted their selections nowadays are very, VERY limited, I shutter to think my two little daughters will have some half baked, present day musician as a hero. I think that is where I step in and make sure that while society shows them the "wrong type" of hero, I can show them and do show them all the time, the different museums, etc. the positive heroes. I could spend hours writing on this subject but figure it would eventually ruin my reputation... so therefore I am finished... laugh eek
Posted By: Debbie

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/11/03 02:45 PM

LOL @ Denny.
Have you read any of Campbell's works on the need for heroes in society? It's fascinating. I have to say, today (9/11) is the best day for heroes in the US that ever was!!!! Let's keep their legends ALIVE!!! I want my kids to have them as heroes in their minds daily. Many of those fallen heroes had much to teach us all about human compassion, courage and decency. Amen.
Posted By: Sammy So-So

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/14/03 06:46 PM

I can't beleive that Pedro1 has not made a comment yet. Is he sick?
Posted By: chismera

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/14/03 07:43 PM

Yes, VERY!!! Maybe they finally locked him up
Posted By: klcman

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/14/03 07:44 PM

nah, he's more worried about Tony's problems
Posted By: Mosquitorose

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? - 09/15/03 05:15 AM

I didn't do nothing!!!!!!!! I'm as pure as the driven snow???????? I didn't even know the gun was loaded*%#@+F*%$ I can sure relate to seven sheets to the wind though.......
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