Offered up just for Toad.
When somebody forgets to buy toilet tissue, is it an issue, or just an inconvenience? I am asking for your expert advice on this, toad...
hmmmmm, has toad left for Belize yet? I would hate this crucial question to have to wait until his return....
Come on, hop right in here toad, we need pertinent answers to some important questions
that depends on how bad you have to take a sh*t...
and yes, this will be the last transmission until tuesday....leaving in about 10 minutes...
Thank you for your offerings
thanks toad, for sharing your wisdom, are you the Dali Lama?
Hey man, have a great trip! Leave good memories, not warts......
Hey db, speaking of issues .. . you didn't reply to me email. Didn't you get it?
Hey, NY, welcome back. Was it all wonderful as ever?
And toad, what can I say. Have a few for me.
You bet it was, and more. What visions! Sites of things I promised myself I would not reveal, well ya may get bits and pieces
A puzzle minded person may catch some though
Take toilet paper to Texaco, trust me on that one.
Don't sit at anyone's poolside unless they know you, for sure. It makes for hiding of supposidly already hidden, stuff.
What a hoot, holler and loads of fun when the wondering eye wonders
Paranoia
Is that an issue?
LOL, so obscure that you might need to take something for it. I guess that's the issue.
making issues of tissues? hmmmmmmm
Twas a time, I daren't go most anywhere public in SP without my own stash of tissues. It was often an issue.
Take tissues for my issue
Stay tidy.
Thank goodness it's Friday
This past week and one half, I've used rolls and rolls of tissue, due to the issue of one of the most dreadful colds I've had in quite a while. I now have secondary infections and the further complication of laryngitis. Unfortunately, for some here, my typing fingers are unaffected. :p
At work we had a tissue issue
too many other issues to deal with, so the tissue issue went on the down side
Seashell, you little snot
Even duct tape won't stop fingers, I've tried
BOING
ahahahahhahaha!!! Too funny, NY. You are on a roll today. (pun wasn't intended at first but now I like it, so it stays)
Want pictures?
why do silly sapsuckers sing stupid songs?
cuz they can't dance?
cause they can
or are asked to do so.
A song? A song? Did I hear someone ask for a song?
are you gonna be a silly sapsucker and sing??? Make it a 3 tissue song......
If you don't identify yourself in the subject line of the email, it gets deleted, so I don't know if I got it or not!
HA HA....here she goes again
Where's Bev, we need music too
Tissue, did you say you need a tissue
Bears need only 3 cause it's beary soft, don't know about DB's....la la la laaaaaaaa.
hahaha, very cute, klc!
good dawg
Relating to the anagram issue...............
Fruit of the Loom = Off Toilet Humor
the real issues are:
1. fish tasting like chicken
2. chicken tasting like fish
question is
what smells like fish but tastes like chicken?
Ok, I'm gonna wish I didn't answer this one, but........it all depends on where you dined.
Kentucky Fried Fish or Capt.Gortons Chicken Boat
or mebbe Long John Silver's where they cook 'em both in the same fryer ...form 'em in different shapes and sell ya whatever ya want :p
Isn't taste a component of smell?
How was your trip, toad
thanks to Caribe Island and bywarren it was salvaged from belize city....other than that, it was windy, short, expensive, awesome(sharks), sleepy, restless, lonely(wife didnt go), fun(wife didnt go), fattening(bywarren), exoctic(bywarren), affordable and accomodating(vicki), smokin' hot(two babes from michigan), wrinkled(mom's from michigan), inspiring(need to make more money for a house there.....thanks for asking
Good time had by all
You're welcome.
Toad great report.
Toad how is Jane?
Toad,
I want to be you.
Danny
dp, I don't think this thread is really all that concerned about taste.
if you can get past the smell, you could eat just about anything...
burps would go way beyond being socially unacceptable.
Durian, the King of Fruits.
It's like eating peaches and cream in an outhouse.
then toad's proclamation is proven accurate.
Yes, that was my point when I replied to him the one word "Durian".
And so I've noted here one thing more than worth eating once you can get past the smell. I'm sure there are any number more.
who was quite a looker...
Wow, what neighborhood do you live in Klc?
And alluding to the other thread, is that how you know the difference between good and no fun?
nevah said nutin 'bout livin deh .....
and on another subjek - inquiring minds wanna know
That's why we invited you, 'corner hooker'.....oh wait, wrong tune
"Standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by...."
Psssstttt....klc, why is that person being so ornery ? U no, that one on that other thread, well on every thread
hahaha - thy demon hast forsaken us - and this ole demonslayer cannot be cast asunder
And it's only February..........ugh
Brother you don't know
A nicer occupation
Matter of fact,
Neither do I
Than standing on a corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls,
Watching all the girls
Go by
I'm the cat
That got the cream
Haven't got a girl
But I can dream
Haven't got a girl
But I can wish
So I'll take me down to Main street
And that's where I select
My imaginary dish
Standing on a corner
Watching all the girls
Go by
Standing on a corner
Giving all the girls
The eye
Brother if you've got
A rich imagination
Give it a whirl,
Give it a try
Try standing on a corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls,
Watching all the girls
Go by
Brother you can't go to jail
For what you're thinking
Or for that woo look
In your eye
Standing on the corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls,
Watching all the girls
Go by
And the Beat goes on.......