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Posted By: seashell Issues - 02/19/04 08:11 AM
Offered up just for Toad.
Posted By: dbdoberman Re: Issues - 02/19/04 02:33 PM
When somebody forgets to buy toilet tissue, is it an issue, or just an inconvenience? I am asking for your expert advice on this, toad...

hmmmmm, has toad left for Belize yet? I would hate this crucial question to have to wait until his return....
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/19/04 02:41 PM
Come on, hop right in here toad, we need pertinent answers to some important questions smile
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/19/04 03:09 PM
that depends on how bad you have to take a sh*t...

and yes, this will be the last transmission until tuesday....leaving in about 10 minutes...
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/19/04 03:10 PM
Thank you for your offerings laugh
Posted By: dbdoberman Re: Issues - 02/19/04 03:30 PM
thanks toad, for sharing your wisdom, are you the Dali Lama?

Hey man, have a great trip! Leave good memories, not warts......
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/19/04 03:38 PM
Hey db, speaking of issues .. . you didn't reply to me email. Didn't you get it?

Hey, NY, welcome back. Was it all wonderful as ever?

And toad, what can I say. Have a few for me.
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/19/04 04:14 PM
You bet it was, and more. What visions! Sites of things I promised myself I would not reveal, well ya may get bits and pieces smile
A puzzle minded person may catch some though smile

Take toilet paper to Texaco, trust me on that one.
Don't sit at anyone's poolside unless they know you, for sure. It makes for hiding of supposidly already hidden, stuff.
What a hoot, holler and loads of fun when the wondering eye wonders smile Paranoia

Is that an issue?
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/19/04 09:40 PM
LOL, so obscure that you might need to take something for it. I guess that's the issue. wink
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/20/04 01:29 AM
making issues of tissues? hmmmmmmm
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/20/04 05:41 PM
Twas a time, I daren't go most anywhere public in SP without my own stash of tissues. It was often an issue.
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/20/04 06:22 PM
Take tissues for my issue wink

Stay tidy.
Thank goodness it's Friday laugh
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/24/04 06:57 AM
tidy bowl? BOING
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/24/04 08:10 AM
This past week and one half, I've used rolls and rolls of tissue, due to the issue of one of the most dreadful colds I've had in quite a while. I now have secondary infections and the further complication of laryngitis. Unfortunately, for some here, my typing fingers are unaffected. :p laugh
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/24/04 03:15 PM
At work we had a tissue issue smile too many other issues to deal with, so the tissue issue went on the down side laugh

Seashell, you little snot smile

Even duct tape won't stop fingers, I've tried wink
BOING
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/24/04 04:21 PM
ahahahahhahaha!!! Too funny, NY. You are on a roll today. (pun wasn't intended at first but now I like it, so it stays) smile
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/24/04 04:49 PM
Want pictures? laugh
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/25/04 12:01 AM
why do silly sapsuckers sing stupid songs?
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/25/04 03:11 AM
cuz they can't dance? wink
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/25/04 03:53 AM
cause they can smile or are asked to do so. laugh
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/25/04 08:16 AM
A song? A song? Did I hear someone ask for a song?
Posted By: dbdoberman Re: Issues - 02/25/04 01:38 PM
are you gonna be a silly sapsucker and sing??? Make it a 3 tissue song......

If you don't identify yourself in the subject line of the email, it gets deleted, so I don't know if I got it or not!
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/25/04 03:05 PM
HA HA....here she goes again wink

Where's Bev, we need music too laugh

Tissue, did you say you need a tissue smile

Bears need only 3 cause it's beary soft, don't know about DB's....la la la laaaaaaaa.
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/26/04 03:38 AM
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Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/26/04 03:46 AM
That's a great one klc. laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: dbdoberman Re: Issues - 02/26/04 01:54 PM
hahaha, very cute, klc! laugh good dawg wink
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: Issues - 02/26/04 03:51 PM
Relating to the anagram issue...............
Fruit of the Loom = Off Toilet Humor
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/26/04 04:05 PM
laugh
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/27/04 02:52 AM
the real issues are:

1. fish tasting like chicken
2. chicken tasting like fish

question is

what smells like fish but tastes like chicken?
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/27/04 04:50 AM
Ok, I'm gonna wish I didn't answer this one, but........it all depends on where you dined.

Kentucky Fried Fish or Capt.Gortons Chicken Boat laugh
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/27/04 06:14 AM
or mebbe Long John Silver's where they cook 'em both in the same fryer ...form 'em in different shapes and sell ya whatever ya want :p
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: Issues - 02/27/04 02:24 PM
Isn't taste a component of smell?
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/27/04 02:58 PM
ex's
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/27/04 03:19 PM
How was your trip, toad smile
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/27/04 03:28 PM
thanks to Caribe Island and bywarren it was salvaged from belize city....other than that, it was windy, short, expensive, awesome(sharks), sleepy, restless, lonely(wife didnt go), fun(wife didnt go), fattening(bywarren), exoctic(bywarren), affordable and accomodating(vicki), smokin' hot(two babes from michigan), wrinkled(mom's from michigan), inspiring(need to make more money for a house there.....thanks for asking
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/27/04 03:40 PM
Good time had by all smile

You're welcome.
Posted By: Chloe Re: Issues - 02/27/04 04:28 PM
Toad great report.

Toad how is Jane?
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/27/04 05:20 PM
employed
Posted By: Now Danny Re: Issues - 02/27/04 05:29 PM
Toad,

I want to be you.

Danny
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/27/04 05:59 PM
take a number
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/27/04 06:18 PM
dp, I don't think this thread is really all that concerned about taste.
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: Issues - 02/27/04 07:17 PM
A tasteless issue?
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/27/04 08:10 PM
if you can get past the smell, you could eat just about anything...
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/27/04 08:25 PM
Durian
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: Issues - 02/27/04 08:41 PM
burps would go way beyond being socially unacceptable.
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/27/04 08:56 PM
Durian, the King of Fruits.

It's like eating peaches and cream in an outhouse.
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: Issues - 02/27/04 09:09 PM
then toad's proclamation is proven accurate.
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/27/04 09:12 PM
Yes, that was my point when I replied to him the one word "Durian".

And so I've noted here one thing more than worth eating once you can get past the smell. I'm sure there are any number more.
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/28/04 01:56 AM
on every corner.....
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/28/04 02:35 AM
lives a hooker...
Posted By: toad Re: Issues - 02/28/04 03:04 AM
who was quite a looker...
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/28/04 03:43 AM
until toad took her...
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/28/04 03:43 AM
Wow, what neighborhood do you live in Klc?

And alluding to the other thread, is that how you know the difference between good and no fun? wink
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/28/04 03:44 AM
nevah said nutin 'bout livin deh .....

and on another subjek - inquiring minds wanna know wink
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/28/04 04:41 AM
That's why we invited you, 'corner hooker'.....oh wait, wrong tune laugh
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/28/04 05:08 AM
"Standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by...."
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/28/04 05:13 AM
Psssstttt....klc, why is that person being so ornery ? U no, that one on that other thread, well on every thread wink
Posted By: klcman Re: Issues - 02/28/04 05:16 AM
hahaha - thy demon hast forsaken us - and this ole demonslayer cannot be cast asunder laugh
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/28/04 05:24 AM
And it's only February..........ugh eek
Posted By: seashell Re: Issues - 02/28/04 04:47 PM
Brother you don't know
A nicer occupation
Matter of fact,
Neither do I

Than standing on a corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls,
Watching all the girls
Go by

I'm the cat
That got the cream
Haven't got a girl
But I can dream
Haven't got a girl
But I can wish
So I'll take me down to Main street
And that's where I select
My imaginary dish

Standing on a corner
Watching all the girls
Go by
Standing on a corner
Giving all the girls
The eye
Brother if you've got
A rich imagination
Give it a whirl,
Give it a try

Try standing on a corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls,
Watching all the girls
Go by

Brother you can't go to jail
For what you're thinking
Or for that woo look
In your eye
Standing on the corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls,
Watching all the girls
Go by
Posted By: NYgal Re: Issues - 02/28/04 05:07 PM
And the Beat goes on....... smile
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