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Posted By: ChrisW

Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 03:04 PM

Pierro went to the doctor because he had intense headaches most of his adult life. The doctor said, Good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.

Pierro was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, That's what I need a new suit. Pierro entered the shop and told the salesman, I'd like a new suit. The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, Let's see size 36 short;

Pierro laughed, That's right, how did you know

Been in the business 60 years!

Pierro tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As he admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about a new shirt?

Pierro thought for a moment and then said,Sure

The salesman eyed Pierro and said, Let's see ... 31 sleeve and 14 and a half neck.

Pierro was surprised,That's right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years!

Pierro tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As he adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about new shoes? Pierro was on a roll and said, Sure.

The salesman eyed Pierro's feet and said, Let's see ... 6-1/2

Pierro was astonished, That's right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years!

Pierro tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.

He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, How about some new underwear?

Pierro thought for a second and said, Sure. The salesman stepped back, eyed Pierro's waist and said, Let's see ...size 33.

Pierro laughed, Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 31 since I was 18 years old.

The salesman shook his head, You can't wear a size 31. A 31 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache.
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 03:51 PM

laugh
Posted By: Tom

Re: Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 04:58 PM

Ha Ha HA, maybe alot of you guys out there aught to listen up when your wife tells you you need to buy the next size larger underware.
Kat
Posted By: papashine

Re: Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 06:18 PM

Whats underwear?
Posted By: CHOOCHOO

Re: Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 06:45 PM

Dust rags, PS, dust rags. Eh?
Posted By: papashine

Re: Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 07:13 PM

laugh
Posted By: Everglades

Re: Doctor Joke - 08/25/04 08:57 PM

Good one ChrisW, I've got to mail that one on to a friend. Thanks for posting.
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