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Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy!

Posted By: reaper

Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 04:27 AM

AP wire>Hollywood, California...Today shareholders of the BHL were informed that all promised investments from the "Central American Millionaires Only" seminar were diverted to Panama. They invested huge amounts of working capital into the wood burning stove and portable space heater market. BHL exalted ruler Reaper G. Reaper announced the upcoming season has been cancelled. BHL filed for Chapter 11 protection under California law. The "Governator" will review the case as soon as he gets back from lobbying Warren Buffet for a loan for the state. The BHL is lobbying Jimmy Buffet for a loan. The BHL is willing to negotiate and rename the BHL the "Parrothead HoCaye League". The "Lord Marley Cup" will remain a BHL trademark. All employees of the BHL will be kept on the payroll for another 10 minutes. The zamboni, skate sharpener and team busses are for lease. The BHL Queen remains a BHL trademark also. Just another gringo in Belize! cool
Posted By: Hon

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 11:56 AM

Nooooo, it can't be!!! I've missed the 10 minute deadline to have my restaurant and bar tabs covered by expenses!!! Now I have to file for bankruptcy too eek

Hon
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 01:56 PM

there goes all my new Zamboni clothes.... frown
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 02:17 PM

Oh Noooooo.....not your Zamboni floozy dress!!! eek eek eek
Posted By: captjeff

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 02:39 PM

Reaper you have a great sharp mind never, stop the humor,to laugh is good ..
Posted By: papashine

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 02:43 PM

Slight matter of THE TAB!!
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 03:50 PM

Our future resumes will look good.
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 04:19 PM

That was going to be my last job too laugh

Must be this one is.......grrrr wink
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/08/05 05:19 PM

Yeah the tab, and what about the cost of the photo shoot?

Nygal maybe your zamboni clothes can be used over with the soccer leaque.
Posted By: papashine

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 03:44 PM

Just ran into Peter Poklington, he says if we can get the BPS going, he will invest in the BHL. So basically we have to make pigs fly!! laugh
Posted By: SP Daily

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 03:56 PM

Thats a perfect project for an aircraft engineer!
Posted By: papashine

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 03:58 PM

Naw its Reapers area of responsibility, he's gotta bring his tandem pig-rig!!!
Posted By: SP Daily

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 04:23 PM

What's his size limit?
Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 07:32 PM

No pigs bigger than Arnold Ziffle!!! I'm in negotiations with the NHLPA to move the NHL to the BHL. Stay tuned!! cool
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 07:43 PM

Will that stop the bankrupcy?
Posted By: papashine

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 07:50 PM

Za Za Ga-Boar!
Posted By: SP Daily

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 07:53 PM

How about this flyer?
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Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/09/05 08:31 PM

That looks like a skydive girl i once knew! laugh
Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/10/05 02:58 AM

This just in ...BHL gets interest from Taco Bell,Pizza Hut and McDonalds to be the Official fast food of the league. The league is waiting for a counter offer from fast food row in San Pedro. cool
Posted By: klcman

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/10/05 04:47 AM

Is it true that Piasano has a corner on the souvenir market? and is it true that Pedro1 is providing the entertainment between periods?
Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/10/05 05:42 AM

Paisano is chief zamboni driver and Pedro1 is the BHL Director of Public Relations! cool
Posted By: papashine

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 01:18 AM

Pais is still waxing his zamboni, he doesn't believe in bankrupcy!
Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 01:47 AM

Great news!...with the new stamp tax just impimented the GOB has agreed to loan the BHL $10 million usd at 1.2% interest on a 40 year note. Stand by for more info. Team franchises are still available! reaper g. reaper, exalted ruler, BHL. cool
Posted By: lovey and thurston

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 03:26 AM

what a deal! hAS it been finalized where the new stadium/rink will be built? Bobby and I will keep working on those shirts.
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 03:31 AM

Back to my Zamboni clothes smile

Piasano is quite a man to keep that thing shined and ready for.........who knows what laugh laugh
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 03:36 AM

Want to see the picture again?????????tickle tickle
Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 03:50 AM

The new stadium will be built as soon as the construction crew is done with the bridge! cool
Posted By: reaper

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 04:02 AM

L&T,tell the grandson if Notre Dame doesn't work out he can play for the San Pedro Sharks of the BHL! cool
Posted By: klcman

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 04:30 PM

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Posted By: NYgal

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 08:59 PM

Hey, klc is here........welcome wink and who is that pretty gal ya brought with ya laugh laugh laugh

She's decked out for the first skate....Paisano, roll that Zamboni.. wink
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Belize HoCaye League files bankrupcy! - 06/26/05 09:22 PM

What a screen saver!!!!!!
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