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Posted By: deacon+

WHY NOT - 01/26/06 06:21 AM

With all the comicsand all the lovely remarks given each day I have thought of the perfect release. Ambergris Caye's version of a soap opera. You all have such wit that this has the possibility of being the best thread ever. So, Let me start and jump on in. Once apone a time there was a dope filled backpack sitting on a porch just kicking it when all of a sudden
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 08:13 AM

The police came and arrested you and sent you packing to Hattieville prison where upon they threw away the key for dealing---what a dope!!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 08:20 AM

Deacon---Don't mess with us about the drugs--we do NOT take it lightly my friend!!!!!! mad mad
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 08:47 AM

OH!! AND---Once "apone" ALWAYS apone!! :p :p
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 09:55 AM

I need help from the board!!!!! Does anyone remember this "dope backpack story"??? It sounds familiar to me.
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:03 AM

It was actually the story of a dope that had a backpack . . .but not for long.
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:57 AM

Actually there were two stories. One involved a baseball cap and dope. The other involved a backpack and no dope. I do like the soap opera story. I find that as I read the different messages I imagine all sorts of soap opera-like scenarios.....
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 01:14 PM

perceiving the relationship between text and context is the bias of one's ears and eyes.
Posted By: catdog

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 01:34 PM

Good article about the "ONLINE WORD":
http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/conflict.html
Posted By: Tarbaby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 01:41 PM

Please get on with the soap opera, I'm dieing to read (and misinterpret) what happens next!!
Posted By: ArtZ SmartZ

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 01:49 PM

When the police examined the backpack he found it filled with soap powder and the dope was the one carring the backpack.. A CLEAN ENDING TO A SOAP OPERA STORY LOL
Posted By: Tarbaby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 02:04 PM

Or, so he thought....
Posted By: catdog

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 02:09 PM

Lots of links for what your "brain" wants too , Denny!!! eek laugh
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 02:11 PM

trust me... there are NO links for what my brain wants... well, maybe 1 or 2. eek
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 05:42 PM

Actually, this message board, has been a SOAP OPERA, from day one several years running, I do mean that in a good way, as it provides me with a good read daily.

One must remember all the characters and their personalities, to understand their posts, from years back, never knowing when they will show up and post.
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 05:47 PM

Chloe, You stated my thoughts exactly!!! I read it daily and it is so much funnier when you understand personalities/history that went on before. I try explaining this to my husband whose eyes always seem to glaze over when I do...... laugh I guess ya' have to be there...
Rhonda
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 05:48 PM

Okay..so what happens next...??
Posted By: Barbara K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 05:48 PM

and many of us just lurk and read now having gotten tired of all the tedious crap, backstabbing, know it alls, psychos, etc, etc, etc
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 05:54 PM

Wow...Barb..that sounds just like the mothers at the school bus stop in the morning!!! eek
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 05:57 PM

Barb...perfect description of a Soap Opera.
Posted By: Barbara K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 06:27 PM

true! wink laugh
Posted By: MALIBU

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 06:46 PM

uhum...........

The Chief discovered the back pack wasn't in fact filled with soap but dope.....
so the Chief........
Posted By: Kristykins

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 06:56 PM

...quickly went to Fido's to think over a huge plate of Ceviche and a Belekin. Just as he was about to come to a descision on what to do about the dope...
Posted By: Tarbaby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 07:16 PM

...a frequent visitor to AC approached his table. The chief tried not to acknowledge him, but...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 07:27 PM

the visitor yelled out "A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE". But by this time one of the patrons...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 07:47 PM

steaked through the bar and dove into the ocean.
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 07:48 PM

I mean streaked!!! LOL....steak works tho I guess. DUMMY
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 07:54 PM

only problem was it was low tide so when he stood up...
Posted By: HavinFun

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 08:09 PM

he exposed ..........


the backpack of dope he grabbed from the chief that was now soaked. He looked around for his awaiting getaway boat but noticed....
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 08:24 PM

that there wasn't enough water to float the boat so...
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 08:27 PM

that Bad Peter and (Good) Charley were sitting by the water, staring pensively out to sea. On the horizon, a tiny.....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 09:18 PM

ship on a "three hour tour", when at that moment...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 09:42 PM

Ginger and Maryann yelled, OMG not him again.
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 09:51 PM

By that time, the chief had decided to impound the backpack of dope at the station and to complete a police report immediately. On board the ship,the Professor wisely suggested docking the ship in AC. The Captain agreed and decided to meet his good buddy, Captain Jeff, at the.....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:01 PM

Love Shack. However, the lights were not working because . . .
Posted By: MALIBU

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:01 PM

There was another #$%& power outtage...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:16 PM

So being in the dark, capt jeff suggested they burn the backpack so they could see...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:28 PM

an hour had gone by and the backpack was still burning. Lights were now but...
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:30 PM

an irrelevant factor, because the captains were very well lit. Surprisingly, they decided to..
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:31 PM

Go to Pedros Inn and ......
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 10:41 PM

pose as Jehovah's Witnesses. When they knocked on the door . . .
Posted By: Kristykins

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:07 PM

I can't think of anything witty to contribute at the moment,but I just wanted to say this story is cracking me up! hahaha
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:10 PM

They flashed Moma, then Papa came in and.......
Posted By: ambergrishog

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:22 PM

asked if the new fantastic bartender was the Tart from Pedro's or Michelle Williams traveling under the....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:27 PM

witness protection program, that is now
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:36 PM

in effect in San Pedro. This is a special witness protections plan that is dedicated to protecting...
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:49 PM

Women and children from Bad Peter.
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:51 PM

and most of the people who post on the board. Financially, it provides...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:52 PM

hearing this the two Captains...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/26/06 11:58 PM

Financially, it provides . . .
all the funds necessary for a lifetime supply of tasty sacred cow hamburgers and pizza with good non-Mennonite cheese. But the protected special witnesses are expected to provide their own . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:01 AM

birth-control devices available from the at least 15 island pharmancies in the unlikely event...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:05 AM

that the tourist's backpack gets...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:05 AM

INTERMISSION...you see fly-boy you can always have fun. Please take a hammer and injoy life. BACK TO OUR SHOW
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:11 AM

taken from an open balcony, emptied of all protective devices and inadvertently used as a parachute pack. The 15 pharmacies also have for purchase . . .
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:14 AM

Lawyers to bail you out if you get caught.......
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:16 AM

selling conch shells to tourists as that sport has now been officially outlawed, so that means.....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:21 AM

WWWAAAIIITTT A MINUTE!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO CAPT. JEFF?...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:25 AM

more pregnancies until
Posted By: LaurieMar

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:28 AM

that you will need a lawyer if you sell conch shells illegally to tourists or dress up to impersonate a Jehovah's witness, but if there were not bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

And then. . .
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:30 AM

you will also need to purchase a lawyer if you are arrested trespassing on Scubalady's property, hiring divemasters away from their original employers, or berating Capt. Jeff on the message board. On the other hand, Capt. Jeff might need a lawyer if . . .
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:32 AM

HE CATCHES UP WITH OBTUSE AND......
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:33 AM

squashes him into a conch shell, like E is going to.....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:34 AM

steal that hat, and run
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:37 AM

to Jesse's house, make peace and promise to....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:40 AM

read San Pedro Daily, every other
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:54 AM

day, and on alterenate days to teach a creative writing class. Attendees at the class will be expected to . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 12:55 AM

interview KZK on how to survive on AC with a mgmt/finance degree and no job while......
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:13 AM

eating & drinking out on a frequent basis, making multiple return trips to the U.S. and . . .
Posted By: Tarbaby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:13 AM

swilling a lot of beer and contemplating...."what did happen to Capt Jeff?"...."did he bail me out or did I break out...what happened to that back pack..."..."Oh yeah.....", "Hey, buddy...hey, I know you!!, You're....
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:15 AM

we ponder whether or not Kristykins cousin's breasts are real or....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:23 AM

is her uncle a plastic surgeon, at
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:49 AM

the Klcmn T & A Research Center, where while she was there she....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:54 AM

entered the wet T shirt contest, and lost to
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:56 AM

then go on to interview Kra-Z-K at his center per his request and it turns out she doesn't use that finance or mgmt degree in AC, only in the real world she did.
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:57 AM

Bad Peter, led by Tim, decidetd to pay a visit to BCs and ran into ......
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 01:58 AM

Krazy, Try to keep up hun.....geeeze?
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:01 AM

Teenah and her sister Carla NuCaye, drinking
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:04 AM

and plotting against .......!!!
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:09 AM

el diablo formally known as....
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:11 AM

John Payne...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:11 AM

SIN or
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:13 AM

and John had one drink and evolved into.......
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:14 AM

A mime..to never speak again....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:15 AM

until the hand jesters and body language told the real story of
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:15 AM

End of chapter.
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:18 AM

Hey Denny....did your blog-novel go so well?
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:18 AM

and whatever happened to the streeker standing in the ocean?
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:21 AM

jumped off the new bridge and got
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:30 AM

saved by a beautiful streeker woman.
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:33 AM

When...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:34 AM

aka 90lb gringo
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:35 AM

don't make me say it, Dude?
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:54 AM

And they all lived happily ever after. . .
Until next week's chapter . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 03:27 AM

when deacon's real identoty is revealed to be Richard Hatch,.......
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 03:28 AM

WHO????
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 03:30 AM

and will know what real survival is all about when Bubba in prison asks him to...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 03:33 AM

" read me a story"
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 03:37 AM

and background music of dueling ........
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 03:43 AM

decided to go fishing.
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:09 AM

I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU. just goes to show fun is fun, no reason to hurt. Oh, Fly-Boy, na na na
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:12 AM

Hey, man--we're cool All's good cool
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:16 AM

COOL
Posted By: MALIBU

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 02:36 PM

As it turned out Denny found the smoking backpack on the steps in back of Fido's still half full and.....
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:22 PM

a note to "screw's gal" concerning the whereabouts of screw, ralston and stevewich. So she took the backpack to...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:26 PM

Sir Isaac Newton and he published the note in the
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:30 PM

The Casper Star Tribune, which was the wrong paper. How, now, will we ever find screw and the boyz? A smoke signal was sent from Casper Mtn. by me and some Arapahoe friends that said.......
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:45 PM

"Will the real EL DIABLO please come forward!!"

And so people started calling into the Casper Star Tribune instead of calling...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 04:50 PM

the FBI...or CIA...
Posted By: GAY AND DAVID

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 05:30 PM

why not go to the pink floyd laser light show tonight? any other houstonians going? cool
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 06:17 PM

...or the nude lesbian tourists. Instead they call...
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 06:18 PM

KLC Dude and he tells them to take.......
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 06:22 PM

lots of pictures using the tips they learned in the classes in Maine. He requests that they also . . .
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 06:24 PM

utilize skydiving lessons if its offered and...
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 06:48 PM

only by a certified skydiver or at least by a...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:05 PM

Our story so far. . .

CHAPTER ONE
Once upon a time there was a dope-filled backpack sitting on a porch just kicking it when all of a sudden, the police came and arrested [deacon] and sent [him] packing to Hattieville prison where upon they threw away the key for dealing---what a dope. When the police [officer] examined the backpack, he found it filled with soap powder and the dope was the one carrying the backpack. Or, so he thought. . . The Chief discovered the back pack wasn't in fact filled with soap but dope . . . so the Chief. . . quickly went to Fido's to think over a huge plate of Ceviche and a Belikin. Just as he was about to come to a decision on what to do about the dope . . . a frequent visitor to AC approached his table. The chief tried not to acknowledge him, but . . . the visitor yelled out. “A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE.” But by this time one of the patrons . . . streaked through the bar and dove into the ocean. [The] only problem was it was low tide so when he stood up . . . he exposed . . . the backpack of dope he grabbed from the chief that was now soaked. He looked around for his awaiting getaway boat but noticed . . . that Bad Peter and (Good) Charley were sitting by the water, staring pensively out to sea. On the horizon [they saw] a tiny . . . ship on a "three hour tour." At that moment . . . Ginger and Maryann yelled, “OMG not him again.”
By that time, the Chief had decided to impound the backpack of dope at the station and to complete a police report immediately. On board the ship, the Professor wisely suggested docking the ship in AC. The Captain agreed and decided to meet his good buddy, Captain Jeff, at the . . . Love Shack. However, the lights were not working because . . . there was another #$%& power outtage. . . . So being in the dark, Capt Jeff suggested they burn the backpack so they could see. . . . An hour had gone by and the backpack was still burning. Lights were now but . . . an irrelevant factor, because the captains were very well lit.
Surprisingly, they decided to . . . go to Pedro’s Inn and . . . pose as Jehovah's Witnesses. When they knocked on the door . . . they flashed Moma, then Papa came in and . . . asked if the new fantastic bartender was the Tart from Pedro's or Michelle Williams traveling under the . . . witness protection program, that is now . . . in effect in San Pedro. This is a special witness protection plan that is dedicated to protecting . . . women and children from Bad Peter, . . . and most of the people who post on the board. Financially, it provides . . . all the funds necessary for a lifetime supply of tasty sacred cow hamburgers and pizza with good non-Mennonite cheese. But the protected special witnesses are expected to provide their own . . . birth-control devices available from the at least 15 island pharmacies in the unlikely event... that the tourist's backpack gets... taken from an open balcony, emptied of all protective devices and inadvertently used as a parachute pack. The 15 pharmacies also have for purchase . . . Lawyers to bail you out if you get caught . . . selling conch shells to tourists as that sport has now been officially outlawed, so that means . . . that you will need a lawyer if you sell conch shells illegally to tourists or dress up to impersonate a Jehovah’s witness, but if there were not bad people, there would be no good lawyers. . . . And then . . . you will also need to purchase a lawyer if you are arrested trespassing on Scubalady’s property, hiring divemasters away from their original employers, or berating Capt. Jeff on the message board.
On the other hand, Capt. Jeff might need a lawyer if . . . HE CATCHES UP WITH OBTUSE AND . . . squashes him into a conch shell, like E is going to . . . steal that hat, and run . . . to Jesse's house, make peace and promise to . . . read San Pedro Daily, every other . . . day, and on alternate days to teach a creative writing class. Attendees at the class will be expected to . . . interview KZK on how to survive on AC with a mgmt/finance degree and no job while . . . eating & drinking out on a frequent basis, making multiple return trips to the U.S. and . . . swilling a lot of beer and contemplating . . . "what did happen to Capt Jeff?" . . . "did he bail me out or did I break out . . . what happened to that back pack . . ." . . ."Oh yeah . . " "Hey, buddy. . . hey, I know you!! . . .
[Meanwhile] we ponder whether or not Kristykins cousin's breasts are real or . . . is her uncle a plastic surgeon, at . . . the Klcmn T & A Research Center, where while she was there she . . . entered the wet T shirt contest, and lost to . . . Bad Peter. Led by Tim, [they] decided to pay a visit to BCs and ran into . . . Teenah and her sister, Carla NuCaye, drinking . . . and plotting against . . . el diablo, formally known as . . . John Payne . . . [or] SIN. . . . and John had one drink and evolved into . . . a mime . . . to never speak again . . . until the hand gestures and body language told the real story of . . . the streaker standing in the ocean . . . [who] jumped off the new bridge and got . . . saved by a beautiful streaker woman. . . aka 90lb gringo . . .and they all lived happily ever after. . .
Until next week's chapter . . . when deacon's real identity is revealed to be Richard Hatch, . . . and [he] will know what real survival is all about when Bubba in prison asks him to . . . "read me a story" . . . and [there is] background music of dueling . . . [while everyone else] decided to go fishing.
CHAPTER TWO
As it turned out Denny found the smoking backpack on the steps in back of Fido's still half full and . . . a note to "screw's gal" concerning the whereabouts of screw, ralston and stevewich. So she took the backpack to . . . Sir Isaac Newton and he published the note in . . . The Casper Star Tribune, which was the wrong paper. How, now, will we ever find screw and the boyz? A smoke signal was sent from Casper Mtn. by me and some Arapahoe friends that said . . . "Will the real EL DIABLO please come forward!!"
And so people started calling into the Casper Star Tribune instead of calling . . . the FBI . . . or CIA . . . or the nude lesbian tourists. Instead they call . . . KLC Dude and he tells them to take . . . lots of pictures using the tips they learned in the classes in Maine. He requests that they also . . . utilize skydiving lessons if its offered and . . . only by a certified skydiver or at least by a . . .
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:16 PM

a nude lesbian from anartica......
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:17 PM

drunk at BC's that stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:25 PM

named Ice Princess.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:26 PM

Of course none of these people offer simple skydive lessons. They are all tandem jumps where the jumper will be strapped to . . .
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:33 PM

some old biker chick with chaps on.
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:36 PM

When the "jump master" saw this, he exclaimed.....
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:38 PM

OMG, put your top back on before we crash!!! But as she was doing this.....
Posted By: MALIBU

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:42 PM

a blown up life-size Shamoo....
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:42 PM

one of her 'girls' got caught in the zipper and ......
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 07:59 PM

and in a wild frenzy at 120 mph to free herself from the zipper, she accidentally hit shamoo with a long fingernail and WHOOOOSH...they were sent....
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:04 PM

directly to Bad Peters Sporting Club and landed right in the middle of ........
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:06 PM

the island's only big screen TV. Bad Peter was of course . . .
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:15 PM

off touring mexico with
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:36 PM

The Rollings Stones. Then Mick....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:43 PM

came to Belize and hooked up with Nygal at
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:45 PM

Pedro's Inn and went to the adult entertainment/strip club with spl and...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:48 PM

Deacon. He told them of their wayward ways, and Keith Richards told him.....
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 08:59 PM

that he had found a backpack full of ......
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:02 PM

you know what! So spl, Mick, Keith and Deacon proceeded to look for Pedro and......
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:04 PM

pedro's accomplacces, but they ended up running into ......
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:07 PM

Tim and Capt. Jeff who were fishing. smile So,
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:07 PM

Miss Charlene and Chloe.....soon, you won't believe what happened NEXT! Chloe, Miss Charlene, and NYG.....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:15 PM

are undercover PI's, hired by
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:31 PM

Marty to get ahold of not only Corona Steve, but also the message board complainers. Marty had ordered the PIs to "bring them back alive, but don't......
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 09:34 PM

let them suck you into a stupid argument." Once Marty got ahold of these misfits . . .
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:11 PM

he himself got into a stupid argument with...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:13 PM

someone about whether Madonna's song was or was not written about SP so he...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:17 PM

asked Deacon if he would ask Mick and Keith about it....and he found out that.....
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:24 PM

they had gone to pauleys for a pizza with pedro1...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:28 PM

and then went to Manelly's for "locally made ice cream" and thats when they ran into...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:32 PM

Madonna, Deacon, Keith, and Mick. They were looking for the smokin backpack......
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:33 PM

the local gringo gang made them take...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:35 PM

it to Estel's where they enjoyed mango fry jacks (YUM!) and then...
Posted By: crayonlover06

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:38 PM

over to Blue Water Grill where...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:41 PM

they could smell the bbq from bc's...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:42 PM

and where Razorfish decided to check the note, inside the backpack, to see if "develop" had any "e's" at the end.
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:44 PM

But after inhaling the smoke from the burning pack...he decided he really didn't care how develop was spelled.
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:45 PM

In the background you could hear La Isla Bonita. Madonna's ears perked up, along with her...
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:49 PM

....Kaballa devotees who then....
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:52 PM

discussed whether or not it would be appropriate to build a resort that had 300+ rooms, rollercoaster, train (or was it tram?) etc. but decided...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:57 PM

to ask corona steve what he thought...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:58 PM

What a mistake that was............
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:58 PM

but they learned he'd been indicted for . . .
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 10:59 PM

SEC fraud.
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:00 PM

again
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:05 PM

amongst other things like...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:07 PM

jay walking up north and.....
Posted By: Sir Isaac Newton

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:08 PM

...and yelling, "Viva La Revolucion!!!!" So..
Posted By: HavinFun

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:11 PM

who knows what. Meanwhile back at the beach a huge clipper ship is traveling outside of the reef, but seems to heading towards San Pedro. On it's deck stands none other than
Posted By: Sir Isaac Newton

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:11 PM

Fidel and Chavez!
Posted By: Belikin Bill

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:15 PM

and which one is on his knees?
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:15 PM

And also the doctor, Mustardgirl aka many other names. She finally made it!
Posted By: Sir Isaac Newton

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:15 PM

(and Pappa's (Heminhway's) ghost, all comming for the Jerry Jeff concert. But,
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:16 PM

didn't know those are a thing of the past sooooooooo
Posted By: Sir Isaac Newton

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:17 PM

they all went sky diving, naked, while...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:27 PM

eating burrito's that were purchased from Mango's (YUM again!) and...
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:33 PM

upon landing, Fidel, Cesar and Ernest decided that it would be great to attend the Jerry Jeff concert, but they needed to go to Coconets to log on to the message board to find out how to get tickets, preferably laminated ones. Upon arriving at Coconets, they all
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:34 PM

Ran into "The Real Deal" NAZ MAN who...
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:35 PM

immediately devoured the entire stock of Dulcie's meat pies, which so upset Govikes (who didn't get to have any) that she.....
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/27/06 11:40 PM

opened her beach bag and pulled out a huge...
Posted By: Tarbaby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:20 AM

We pause for a Station Identification....

....Deacon will like this...................

We now return to our broadcast........
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:22 AM

Purple hammer...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:36 AM

and proceeded to hunt down Jesse and....
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:47 AM

Let him know rykat really voted for John Kerry and is a secret member along with clover in the...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:49 AM

over-the-hill gang
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:50 AM

and the American Civil Liberties Union as well as a supporter of....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:53 AM

Coconet Intenret cafe, home of not only the recently falsely maligned Dirty Old Man and his displaced Texan gial but also....
Posted By: Belikin Bill

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:58 AM

where the dogmatic prevaricator, who is a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac, had been found on the porch in a stupor having been up all night wondering if there is a dog...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:00 AM

wandering in the streets of San Pedro with a smoking back pack.
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:29 AM

He stumbled upon a shady look'n dude in a "Cubs" hat..that turned out to be...
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:31 AM

which turned out to be nothing more than an overcooked pizza from...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:37 AM

Pepperoni's of all places and decided...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:42 AM

to eat it although he was concerned about the quality of the cheese.
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:53 AM

which was just fine because 2 miles north of the cut brought down "fresh" mootzarella from...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:54 AM

God only knows, so he went to Caliente's to have Soupa de limon with Bill Thornton, and then they left for
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 01:59 AM

Coronae Steves penthouse high rise condo next to...
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:05 AM

the yellowbrick road, and along the way...
Posted By: Belikin Bill

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:08 AM

watch out SC will be mad cause a house fell on his sister..
Posted By: Tarbaby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:09 AM

Toto, no wait, that's a Belizian Lovemuffin!, caught their attention as he was stiking a trot toward.....
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:20 AM

city hall to file his monorail plans, when he was held up at the bridge by a band of roving...
Posted By: spl

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:29 AM

policeman trying to find Dan Chilin because they had recovered the missing police report concerning the backpack incident. So
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:30 AM

it turned out the backpack was...
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:31 AM

not stolen, but instead.....
Posted By: Belikin Bill

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:37 AM

it was a secret electronic case that the canadians used to spy on belize. They had just tranmitted information on....
Posted By: Chris

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:40 AM

the 200th post on this thread.......
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:43 AM

the whereabouts of non other than....
Posted By: rumncoke

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 03:04 AM

SimonB and Jesses' mysterious disappearance from the board but then realized...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 03:16 AM

the safe fromm the Town Office was missing too and....
Posted By: rumncoke

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 03:21 AM

inside the safe were all the secret plans for develop(e)ment up North and pictures of...
Posted By: Catatonic Motivator

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 03:41 AM

Jesse.

The End.
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:02 AM

laugh laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: rumncoke

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:06 AM

The End. The end of Corona Steves plans for retiring in Panama off of all the money he made on his 6 lots up North because it turns out Tiger Woods owns The North and is running all them trespassers off his land. So...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:14 AM

we all wait with baited breath for his pontificating on how development North is the greatest thing since sliced bread because he bought there which gives him much more right to say anything over anyone else, but then.....
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:22 AM

as unexpected as snow on AC, corona steve falls off the monorail on the north end to be lost deep in the jungle with no people or so he thought......
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:24 AM

Until he looked up and saw SIN and Fidel organizing the locals into fierce anti imperialist freedom fighters!
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:24 AM

Till a pygmy pygmy showed up {LOVE YOU GUYS}
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:25 AM

I NEEDED A LAUGH, THANKX
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:42 AM

And then corona Steve, Fidel and SIN and the pygmy pygmy went to City Hall and overthrew Mayoress Paz, and then invited Hugo Chavez up to build.....
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:43 AM

pygmy pygmy?
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:45 AM

Just go with the story... laugh
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:45 AM

A statue of a huge forefinger pointed right at Washington D.C
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:47 AM

Located right in the middle of DisneyBelize and the tea cup ride, which was financed by...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:48 AM

Corona Steve and the North end LLC.
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:49 AM

the San Pedro Anti Social Club, and
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:50 AM

The Republic of China
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:54 AM

with place settings for 12 and
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:57 AM

everyone stay in training until 2007, unless
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:58 AM

you choose to ignore, since travelqueen disappeared, until
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:59 AM

reaper gets the date right for the wrestling match or... laugh
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:03 AM

takes a flying leap into
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:04 AM

the lagoon where Satan immediately...
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:06 AM

takes him back to "el diablo's" lair, where he finds ........
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:07 AM

out that he is none other than...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:08 AM

John Payne
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:09 AM

or
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:09 AM

tried to munched his ass..but soon spit him out realizing there was a HUGE jump party coming up that would yeild way more MEAT...so he then
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:09 AM

it happens the 28th....[ONEMORE NO DANG ICEORWATER}
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:10 AM

Whoops I missed some sorry
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:11 AM

or
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:11 AM

SIN or
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:17 AM

cast of 42 players so far in the search for the true name of that masked man and bare
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:20 AM

there souls yelling'?????
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:21 AM

***DENNY SHANE***............----...----......who is known to travel there...sometimes wearing nothing but a gavel and robe ( and Chanel # 5 but that's another story) and so....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:22 AM

someone give CLOVER the rules of Soap Opera writing.
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:23 AM

they all realized it was getting late like 12:30 am in the morning Eastern time, and that one was going to hit the hay so ......
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:24 AM

Denny borrows Capt. Jeff's green rassl'n outfit and runs through the town looking for...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:25 AM

Hon so that he can "put his name on the map" but...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:26 AM

Now look what you've done Deacon...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:27 AM

(I wanna hear more about the "green rassl'n suit! does it come in a medium?)
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:28 AM

(so get back to it)
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:28 AM

looking for Belikins, and ran over Rhonda, which changed the story of her life to
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:30 AM

match Kristykins...(she too wanted toe bandage fame!)
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:32 AM

Denny...are you going COMANDO under that green spandex stuff you borowed fron Cappy Jeff?????
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:33 AM

and then Denny got chased down front street by Brianna's beach House neighbors dogs and ran into the...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:34 AM

borrowed....from....ya got it?
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:37 AM

ghost of Paisano....
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:38 AM

and KC in the Fido's bathroom (no good ice cream from Manelly's)...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:42 AM

which got him away from the dogs, but he was arrested by the fashion police and forced to put on....
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:43 AM

Paisano just gave him a knowing smile and held out to him the most beautiful of conch shells...and then...
Posted By: Bearfoot Gibby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:45 AM

...........who found a petrified splief hidden from the days of the baymen when they fortified British Honduras from the evil empires seeking mahogany, chicle and bodacious pot from the rain forest near Double Head Cabbage not far from the Howler Monkey sanctuary..........Capt. Jeff and first mate Chris then declared..........
Posted By: RMT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:45 AM

lol..sorry slow computer...

a Spiderman costume with lacy undies underneath.... and so...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:48 AM

while all of this was going on, TQ decided to go nighty night but aside from that...
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:48 AM

"live the dream boys" Chis...pssst. pass the splief!
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:48 AM

I thought you were goin COMMADO????
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:57 AM

screaming Carla put your chaps back on until we get to
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:06 AM

THE NEXT CHAPTER
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:12 AM

Deac...you gonna share that or what?
Posted By: Bearfoot Gibby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:13 AM

Carla's chapped chaps left a mark that only could be compared with a raspberry...........
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:15 AM

Where the hell is Capt Bicho?
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:16 AM

Looking for raspberry chaps???
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:52 AM

goodnightandthankyouallagain
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 08:06 AM

Can this really be the end?????? Wait until the next chapter when you'll find out that...
Posted By: ambergrishog

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:19 AM

As the sun began to rise over the San Pedro lagoon, the buzz around town was so thick you could cut it with a knife, rumor has it that Barry Bowen had finally.....
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 12:41 PM

made the world spin in the opposite direction . . .he found this could be slowed down a bit though, when he was laying in bed, by putting one foot on the floor. Meanwhile klcman was trying to accomplish the same thing by walking with one foot in the water. Belizelaw just had to remark "Things sure aren't how they used to be". Which caused Scubalady to respond . . .
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 02:14 PM

you're absolutely correct there Belizelaw, ever since they installed that...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 03:18 PM

new power generator, it's gotten much quieter on the N side of town, why it almost makes me wish the PRH 5 was still there, except that...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:26 PM

the PRH 5 would surely have awoken Hillyboo and if that were to happen.....
Posted By: ScubaLdy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:47 PM

The sun would again set over the lagoon and Reef Village would open the multiplex movie theater showing for the first time . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 04:51 PM

the epic "The Bridge on the River Kwai" subtitled in S Floridaese on all screens so that....
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 05:46 PM

they could sit there and pretend they knew what the words meant... however, there were...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:36 PM

troubles with the projector, because Reef Village...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:53 PM

was now owned by fly-boy which meant...
Posted By: crayonlover06

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 06:55 PM

free hepititus shots for kids and KZK.
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 08:05 PM

which was funded by SIN's socialist medical program which is being run in Belize by non other than...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 08:18 PM

our hero's from Frostbite Falls, Moose & Squirrel. However...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 08:58 PM

The movie theater suddenly began sinking in the mud due to....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:01 PM

the fact that all the dredging for Tiger's new marina and golf course had occurred recently, but was stopped by.........
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:27 PM

the need to redeploy the dredging equipment to rescue "The Minnow", which was stuck on the reef off of the shore of Ambergris Caye. Ginger refused to leave the tiny ship, so that it would not be lost to pirates. However, she was unable to protect the vessel from....
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:31 PM

The gob fines.....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:33 PM

all the sky jumpers, as they hit all around the boat. When a topless jumper was...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:38 PM

encountered by Capt. Jeff's jelly fish which...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:39 PM

was also topless...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:42 PM

and the jumpers argued incessantly about which might taste better, after all, the had not eaten in 24 hours because, Reaper, in his present state of mind.....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:45 PM

was thinking of Kristykins cousin who...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:46 PM

was feverous and could only talk of...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:50 PM

how thirsty she was because...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:52 PM

she was topless too.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:55 PM

Caot. Jeff is now in a state of frenzy and...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 09:59 PM

and trying to get back to AC when he realized...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:01 PM

he lost his spandex suit and was naked so...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:05 PM

waited for Clovers connect on the 10% per suit, but not knowing...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:07 PM

he could take the underwater tube back to the Reef Village and...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:14 PM

hitched a ride on a passing golf cart, used the styrofoam cooler to hide himself, but got caught in a cart traffic jam, and had to walk down front street to
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:15 PM

have a Brooks Bros. Speedo delivered to him from KZK's Fashion Outlet Mall, but only if...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:19 PM

It too could be made of spandex.
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:21 PM

and Suzy and Steve at Coconets will pay the
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:23 PM

fare for Pedro1 to rescue Ginger from...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:26 PM

el diablo. But in doing this the...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:30 PM

Frigatebirds swooped down and grabbed
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:31 PM

SIN as he rowed up along side while yelling
VIVA la REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:35 PM

pedro1, Thinking HE had to pay for something, Then dove into the water and...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:40 PM

encountered Capt. Jeff's GIANT topless jellyfish and..
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:48 PM

having in his pocket some peanutbutter made a peanutbutter & Jellyfish sandwich. As he took the last bite...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:49 PM

he promised to teach her how to pull the Belikin tap at his Inn when...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:52 PM

He suddenly realized he could not swim...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 10:58 PM

therefore he inflated his ego, and stayed afloat riding the tide to
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:01 PM

cuba. But then castro found out about his bad attitude and....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:04 PM

and put him in the frigate nest while listening to SIN's VIVA La REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:12 PM

Meanwhile.........
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:15 PM

The rest of reef village began to sink in the mud causing scubaldy to...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:19 PM

once again calling on "MOOSE&SQUIRREL. they decided to...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:19 PM

Jump with joy and have drinks with "that 90 lb gringo bitch" at...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:20 PM

coco locos.
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:22 PM

while yelling at "Wonder Woman" to get them another round of...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:23 PM

As they drank,drank,drank, Ginger, the skipper, the professor, Capt.Jeff, and...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:26 PM

Capt. Bicho...Hillyboo, rykat and John Payne started rassl'n for the affections of....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:27 PM

Seashell, which greatly upset Pedro1 as well as...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:27 PM

krazk, Who had decided ....
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:30 PM

enough was enough... so they shut off the...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:30 PM

rass'l the "experts-who never visit AC" for the rights to an evening at Crazy Canucks with Seashell. HOWEVER...SIN showed up and...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:36 PM

tryed to gather AC's first army to make sure that the "REVOLUTION"...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:41 PM

would gather all of the "time share" sales force and take over...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:42 PM

deacon..tv time out...How's your pops??
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:50 PM

Bro, doing fine, will know later today if he will lose his foot. Thankyou for asking ,God Bless
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/28/06 11:51 PM

Stay cool and good luck...now back to our show already in progress.....speaking of progress, and then Corona Steve joined SIN's time share revolution to...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:07 AM

finish the tunnel from TJ to AC. but before that could happen a Giant Harley
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:32 AM

Davison tried to cross the still unfinished new bridge....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:34 AM

and landed 2MILESNORTHOFCUT, with rides
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:44 AM

and a HUGE cake decorated with island flowers to celebrate the grand opening of the...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:47 AM

pedro sports bar north
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:50 AM

in which the men in black are still looking for the culprit who almost took the lat bite of the jellyfish.
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:51 AM

then then serve the cake at Pedros though find it is made of sand...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:53 AM

imagine that...just how many belikins would one have to drink to
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:53 AM

find Chloe so drunk that suddenly she eats the cake anyways!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:55 AM

We'll have to ask Capt. Jeff who was lasrt seen at..
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:02 AM

Cholo's having that not so virgin drink
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:02 AM

and Casa piccaso paying for dinner again,
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:04 AM

While the men in black finally caught up to the culprit running once again from the scene while...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:08 AM

A burning backpack was getting the entire island..
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:09 AM

the JJW groupies are sitting on Wet Willies dock, singing
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:12 AM

and hurting Kra-Z-K's ears as she is always right by there
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:13 AM

Day and Night
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:15 AM

with her "womans best friend"
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:16 AM

dog that is...as women have two kinds of best friends.
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:21 AM

where Chloe decides to go hangout with her but to her surprise she is not there day and night as Kra-Z-K is out helping the community as she often is.
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:22 AM

but not working illeagly
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:23 AM

no problem, Karmin will greet Chloe, with her
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:23 AM

treats and sand cakes
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:24 AM

big wet licks and
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:26 AM

smiles
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:28 AM

The woofer comes along and
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:30 AM

sniffs what??
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:30 AM

Excuss the interruption all Going to the Hospital. Ill check back later. YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY keep going. so....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:34 AM

the purse, to get money to buy Chloe a beer at Cholo's until
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:35 AM

reaper walks in and to his amazement he sees...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:38 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...WHAT???
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:38 AM

that Chloe is actually a dog too, and runs
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:41 AM

into Pedro, who instinctively decides....
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:42 AM

"hey your cute" what are yu doing here in cuba
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:43 AM

ALL strays are welcome if they can pull a Belikin tap so he....
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:46 AM

hires Chloe as a 2nd back-up bartender just in case...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:46 AM

likes Shih Tzu only if
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:55 AM

but Chloe got fired quick after drinking the entire bar.
Posted By: spl

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:56 AM

and eating the rest of the cake made of sand
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:58 AM

Fortunately, this is not an uncommon occurance at Pedro's and he hires her back the next day with strict instructions to....
Posted By: spl

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:01 AM

drink nothing, eat no sand cake, and give free massages to those who need them.
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:07 AM

and Chloe would say take this job and shove it. and hire
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:11 AM

kra-z-k, but will pay her under the table.
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:21 AM

so long as she doesn't drink him under the table. Guess you know what will happen then...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:23 AM

Her dogs show up to lap up the mess and suddenly...
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:24 AM

Karmin saves the day
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:26 AM

Karmin found the back pack under the table and runs with it when...
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:27 AM

she is rewarded when she turns it into the police
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:29 AM

Damn that smoking back pack as the chief gets his hand burned when he discovers...
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:29 AM

everything they had been looking for so they reward Karmin and KZK with so much money that explains why they can live in paradise at such a young age and contributing to the community!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:30 AM

Not good enough for Karmin.. this is a mission and it is serious so she decides to....
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 02:33 AM

become cheif policedog of the island and seek out more trouble.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:09 AM

The virgin hunting crockhunter was on the prowl and looking to make young virgins thirsty with the heat. The chief-of-police dog was on virgin patrol this very night when he spied the crock.....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:20 AM

and emailed Marty to ask if this was taking up way too much bandwidth and in the meantime, made a call to Stann Creek District looking for Chloes pal NYG, who....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:32 AM

reportedly was kidnapped by Pedro1 for questioning his vulgarity when all of a sudden....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:50 AM

Bandwidth---tons of hot air---Marty we're sorry!!!!
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:53 AM

a strange figure came walking up the beach with the same exact...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:55 AM

{BY the way, just got back from hospital.Pops is feeling better,nofeeling in foot, may have to cut. I'll know more tommorrow. peace,deacon]
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:08 AM

F/B, no Bro, blood clots. may have gotten them too late.Veins not getting enough blood. plus he is diabetic. not good
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:09 AM

Fly, I,m the one with neuropathy.
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:18 AM

back off the comercial with "DR. Phil" (meaning flyboy).
look as if he was the one with the stolen.......
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:19 AM

Kra-z-k's dog has the same outfit on as the 42 DDD eek
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:19 AM

a strange figure came walking up the beach with breath that smelled exactly like...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:19 AM

Enough of this medical talk. ON WITH THE SHOW> When we left a figure was on the beach. GO...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:22 AM

that had breath exactly like...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:23 AM

a burning backpack. But ...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:26 AM

it smelled like it came from the LUVVVV HOUSE down the street so
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:29 AM

so Gay and David came out nekid and sprinkling love dust all over the luuuuvvv house/shack...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:30 AM

that's when capt jeff said...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:37 AM

WTF are youse guys doing? fuhgedaboudit now get the hell out of my shack before....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:39 AM

I accuse you of living the dream!!
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:42 AM

But at that exact moment...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:49 AM

the new TART from Pedros walked in
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:49 AM

It was obtuse's worst nightmare when.....
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:50 AM

carrying a banner that said GO STEELERS!
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:53 AM

deacon arrived on the Isle offering +3 but
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:58 AM

to his demise...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:01 AM

he was clueless that the "SEAHAWKS" reign supreme on AC, so, head hanging low, shoulders humped, a slow shuffle to his feet, he....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:06 AM

waited till SuperBowl & WON WON WON. He bought the Isle and....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:09 AM

renamed it SEAHAWK TOWN in honor of the local futbol team, much too the glee of El Diablo ( anybode notice he's been gone as long as P1 and SIN? hmmmmm) and also....
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:09 AM

fired the time share salesmen and hired kristykins, michelle williams and kristykin's cousin to...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:10 AM

begin the distillation of absinthe for....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:15 AM

the welcome home party for
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:31 AM

The burning packpack. However during the celebration ,egging, painting, and non-inhalation the street party....
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:35 AM

was doing the chicken dance at the drop when to their dismay....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:45 AM

the frigate birds, soaring effortlessly above, began.....
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:45 AM

in walked Denny with his henchmen
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:47 AM

covering the numbers so that a "no wager" was declared. However SIN and Corona Steve...used to being around some much poop....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:51 AM

started to reopen the tunnel to MEXICO. When all or a sudden the original starter of this thread said "DO WE CONTINUE" or is...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:51 AM

decided they better listen to XM radio
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:55 AM

what an amazing journey
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:58 AM

WHO WOULD OF EVER THOUGHT AN OFF THE WALL THREAD WOULD BE AS THIS IS??? APLAUSE TO ALL> do we keep going or start anew???
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:00 AM

and then post the odds for the Wyoming Carla and Windjammer jello reslin' match.
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:01 AM

5-2
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:03 AM

excuss for a moment---Flyboy check your PM
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:06 AM

and the odds for the rum sluts?
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:09 AM

geterdoneiaminfour$100
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:10 AM

and now, back to your regularly schedule programmming....

just when the tunnel was nearing completion, a sudden offshore tremor occurred, pushing the entire state of Quintana Roo...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:12 AM

watchoutforbadice
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:13 AM

to annex...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:16 AM

200milesnorthofthecut! Which really bummed out Corona Steve as his bridge will now have to be....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:19 AM

buying tickets to the gay topless Lezbian monorail but...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:21 AM

That's Ok because the gay girls bought LOTS of tickets to see Wyoming Carla and the smok'n hot Windjammer(if I was 10 years younger she would be mine!) rassl'n in the....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:24 AM

WWFinAC champion "girls gone wild", but...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 06:33 AM

SIN, Morales, Chavez and Castro stopped the battle because reaper wasn't paying his promotional fee to their bogus fund called "Stop the...
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 12:02 PM

Revolution", which was really a subversive group for the...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 01:44 PM

gringo businessmans group AKA CJ LLC so...
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:13 PM

off to Cuba, they sailed. Just then a noreaster started a blowin' and before they knew it, they ran aground on the reef 2MILESNORTHOFCUT...and who do you think was there waiting with Chloe the police dog...
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:25 PM

none other than, the impeccable, but naked...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:32 PM

Gaz Cooper, handing out discounts for everyone to....
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 03:54 PM

enjoy AC with the least amount of expense. Just then, the AC police show up to collect the exit fees that were never paid. But, they didn't..
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:04 PM

they were too busy hunting down the backpack, which contained the true identities of el Diablo, and Michele Williams who...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:05 PM

are actually Immissing & Seashell, long time compadres and experts in....
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:13 PM

the art of disguise, which they picked up while on assignment for.....
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:16 PM

Geraldo Rivera's opening of Denny Shane's...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:18 PM

Blogging Site and Taco Takeout, located just...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 04:55 PM

down the street from Amanda's real estate office, next to
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:31 PM

the town cemetery... where one night as the clock struck 12... Denny looked out his window into the cemetery to see two people where they were about to...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:39 PM

build the world's largest...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:53 PM

monument to our beloved PAISANO, who
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 05:56 PM

looking from Heaven decided..
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 08:49 PM

they really werent building anything but those two were actually....
Posted By: Sir Isaac Newton

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 08:54 PM

joined by SIN who wants to find another back pack full of dope beacuase it's Sunday and ...
Posted By: Sir Isaac Newton

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 08:55 PM

...we need to get up an appetite for ...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 09:21 PM

giant jellyfish Bar-B-Que. Although the people at Pedro's Inn wereso into...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 09:40 PM

fried green tomatoes or was that Indian fare served
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 09:54 PM

That they forgot to open for the big superbowl shindig .So all the good people that purchased tickets were so mad they
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 10:03 PM

threw the green tomatoes at Pedro1 and people such as El Diablo...
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 10:03 PM

contacted Luca from Jersey, who sent a message back to San Pedro and had....
Posted By: spl

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 10:05 PM

big news that El Diablos is SIN!
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 10:14 PM

and that Chloe is an 11 lb shih tzu police dog, chasing
Posted By: spl

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 10:15 PM

her own drunk tail
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 10:52 PM

she noticed 12 dope filled backpacks with little tiny...Feet. As they tried to run to the Luv Shack they ...
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 11:30 PM

stumbled and realized, they weren't dressed, they were nekid. They cried'''''''''
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/29/06 11:53 PM

"WHERE'S OUR BROTHER, WHERE'S OUR BROTHER", {clothes on backpacks,OK why not}, WE WANT...
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 12:02 AM

our brother. Have you seen him, Pedro? Is he ok.
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 12:06 AM

He is okay, he is training the hot sweet new bartender Michelle Williams to backup bartend.
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 01:08 AM

and in her spare time will become the new ACMB greeter/photographer, replacing...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 01:09 AM

and Capt. Jeff to be the new "bouncer in green" during....
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 01:30 AM

Superbowl partee, be gentle with Michelle Williams, an actress from Brokeback Mountain, and now a
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:06 AM

transplanted finance/mgmt major wannabe fulltime AC resident with plans to takeover....
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:13 AM

do you all know each other? It has taken me hours to read this entire thread from 1-10
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:14 AM

the island and make it
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:14 AM

no kidding, we do know one another, except for
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:15 AM

hellooooooooo kitty
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:26 AM

hmmmmmm you do resemble someone we know, ah...must be

oops
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 02:28 AM

Good one ya'll.....God Bless Deac and Dad....
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 03:13 AM

we return you now to your regularly scheduled programmming...

Chloe: no kidding, we do know one another, except for .....
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 03:58 AM

hellokitty but seems as though she (or perhaps he) is going to post the family picture. But on different note...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:00 AM

oneyedwilly who keeps pestering the crap outof...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:08 AM

Banana Tim and Island Dog, went into that little locals takeout foodplace in San Telmo that Jesse says MUST remain nameless and bought....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:21 AM

enough takeout that3 of the islands...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:33 AM

condescending blow-hard-know-it-alls...
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:34 AM

help hello kitty post a family picture, thats what friends are for.
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:35 AM

and fed them so much they bloated up, as BT & ID had hoped. They then took them to the lagoonside marina and.....
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:36 AM

found where Satan really lived
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:38 AM

next door to CS & Jeb...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:42 AM

and then proceeded to strip them, flog them, and put them...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:44 AM

on stage when out of nowhere...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:46 AM

came a golfcart full of tourists carrying frozed chickens. The tied them to a rope and . . .
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:51 AM

Swung them out over the lagoon's big CROC...the tourists, not the chickens! But then...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 05:06 AM

backpacks left the Luv Shack walking to Pedro's Inn to celebrate the
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 06:59 AM

the owner saying "I am fed up with reading posts from people that live here but don't know which direction to turn." The unruly mobbed cheered and cheered his symphathetic nature but then . . .
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:19 AM

The evening turned ugly, as fly-boy changed the tv channel just as a goal was scored! So el diablo...
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:56 AM

yelled "You suck".

But spl . . .
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 08:16 AM

thought that language was not offensive enough, so he said . . .
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 09:06 AM

"are you considered not intellectually challenged? Just alcoholically challenged? Can't you think of something more offensive to say, like calling him a jerk?"

Pedro1, as he waded out to sea, felt some of his good-guy nature to begin to wear thin and so he encouraged his posse to . . .
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 01:08 PM

hijack the "Minnow", which was still wallowing off shore. Unfortunately, Pedro1 and his posse were unaware that this would subject them to a huge fine related to reef damage, namely...
Posted By: ScubaLdy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 03:08 PM

Abducting Hello Kitty who was only 12 years old. When apprehended she cried . . . .
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 03:27 PM

"Please don't hurt me! I can lead you to 'catdog' & 'Pugs hate the sun' ". Meanwhile
Posted By: catdog

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:00 PM

Catdog, having heard about the abduction and not knowing whether to bark or meow, decided the safest place to be would be in the sanctity of Cholo's, not knowing that Cholos was the very place......
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:09 PM

that was now serving virgin drinks so...
Posted By: ScubaLdy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 04:34 PM

they didn't stay virgins very long. With this new found power they . . .
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 05:41 PM

started purring and barking and rubbing themselves all over everybody on the beach....and then....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 05:56 PM

thankfully, SAGA came to the rescue, putting them all where they belonged. Everyone else was so grateful that . . .
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 06:00 PM

they contributed lots and lots of money and items to help the wonderful SAGA cause and...
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 06:03 PM

I had a nice cozy place to stay for free when I visited the beautiful island
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 06:37 PM

Once hellokitty actually visited the island she learned that SAGA did not offer free accomodations and she booked a room at a large, expensive resort where . . .
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 06:49 PM

she was not used to such luxury so she invited the kitties from this SAGA to coctails in the evening at her resort and gave them each a sticker!
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:13 PM

And they said, "this is crap! Whatelse ya got?" laugh
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:29 PM

Kitty taught them that this language is not nice and people should appreciate the kindness and hearts of others, not materials. Stickers can be great fun so Kitty teaches them how many ways you can actually use stickers!
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:37 PM

At which time hellokitty put the stickers on the paws of all the drunk kitties from Saga...and a loud roar erupted at her facy resort, as the kitties were hopping around like they were on crack. Soon Saga got news of this action and........
Posted By: RI Beth

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:45 PM

... helped pass a law that banned the use of the words "stickers" and "kitties" in the same sentence ever again.

Hellokitty was revealed to be none other than Obtuseangler's 8 year old....
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:49 PM

mountain lion, who had just gotten back from a tour with Sigfried and Roy. They were the ones wearing the stickers on their....
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:51 PM

eyes and but can access the ACMB site and knows quite a lot about AC and can type surprisingly well, unlike a typical 8 year old. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 07:56 PM

Meanwhile, back at the kittie party...Saga showed up along with Miss Teenah and removed all the stickers from their little feetsies and proceded to drink what was left of the party mix hellokitty had at her elaborate hotel.....
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 08:02 PM

and invited travelqueen, KZK, kristykins, Law, Carla, Pam K., Gay, indygal, and all of the other chicas over to help finish off the coctails!!
Posted By: Razorfish

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 08:10 PM

Hellokitty didnt mind that too much because... well... she doesnt have a mouth. Instead she focused her attention on...
Posted By: casa de amor

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 08:34 PM

finding were the stolen backpack was by using her nose , but then a figure approached and it was no other than.....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 08:48 PM

Garfield, the grownup smart ass cat, who deemed it his duty to teach hellokitty that in the grown-up world stickers and smiles are rarely enough. That's why grown-ups would rather have . . .
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 09:01 PM

more than one name to post under on the board but sometimes they get caught red handed so....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 09:51 PM

that every member had to post a picture of themselves. That way no mor BS. So as the last piture was being posted...
Posted By: sherlockdog

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 09:55 PM

and everyone identified everyone and had coctails together at the Partee in SP!
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 09:57 PM

hellokitty and all the girls staggered out of her swanky hotel....seems Garfied had found the smoking backpack and they were getting rid of the evidence so that......
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 09:58 PM

they noticed that some one whos name starts with "k" was also some one else but soon after being foundout they removed the incriminating evidence . Than we all found out...
Posted By: hellokitty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:01 PM

that Garfield joined the kitty club even though he had been a bad kitty.
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:02 PM

but then came hellokitty and every one asked is she someone else so..
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:15 PM

bought the islands first Harley only to find out...
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:19 PM

harleys make too much noise
Posted By: LaurieMar

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:25 PM

In the meantime, Pedro was preparing for his Super Bowl extravaganza. In addition to some traditional game fare, he was preparing Curry slurpies and plans on offering them to all "my friends, my friends". He finally decided that the Jehovah's witnesses deserved an invite, but told them they had to come naked or else no go. When they heard that, they decided to. . .
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:26 PM

so she traded it in immediately for a mo-ped...and took off with the smoking backback....however, the evidence was mysteriously GONE....here kitty kitty.....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:30 PM

Look out,SMASH<bump,bump...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:30 PM

call up the topless lesbians to make sure they were on the guest list...
Posted By: Razorfish

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:34 PM

for Pedro's supperbowl extravaganza. Unfotunately they were turned away because all the had were stickers and no tickets. Garfield had the munchies now and needed some pizza so they...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:38 PM

called paulys to have some delivered because pedro was only serving indian food ...
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:52 PM

and had an underage, inexperienced bartender named michellewilliams working behind the bar (JK-girl!). So...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:56 PM

Then they took over the bar and drank all the rum, belikin, nodamniceorwater, etc....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 10:59 PM

got drunk, burned the bar down and realized they weren't at Pedro's but were really...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:01 PM

in capt jeffs luv shack (oh sh*t) eek
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:01 PM

No, really in Steve Lee's dive shop! laugh
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:05 PM

Those ever vigalent SP Police arrested the arsonists and also tagged hellokitty for copyright infringement. Having no mouth & unable to defend herself, so was forced to hire an expensive mouthpiece. So, up to the plate stepped . . .
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:06 PM

you know who..
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:08 PM

Louis Armstrong{wrong mouthpiece} ...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:12 PM

Denny Crane, Boston Legal. With his 2nd chair being...
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:24 PM

Lawcucui and 3rd chair
Posted By: travelqueen

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:30 PM

Vic the Knife.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:36 PM

Then Law was kicked off the team for the unauthorized practice of law in Belize and Vic the Knife was kicked off the team on general principle for being a 49er fan. After that . . .
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:39 PM

Denny Crane called his old buddy,Denny Shane.Denny&Denny decided...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:41 PM

they would be the judge of this so....
Posted By: LaurieMar

Re: WHY NOT - 01/30/06 11:49 PM

they hired moi to whip up a batch of spiked curry slurpies, but not without first consulting Ernie and Joe at BC's, who thought it was a good idea and decided that on behalf of BCs, they would donate 5 cases of One Barrel Rum to the cause. So, Denny, Denny, Law got to taste it first. When they gave the okay to proceed, the party started to rock and roll. After some time. . .
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 12:53 AM

and having drank many... Denny drunkenly dropped out first, which left the other Denny, the suave and debonair one and Law to...
Posted By: Gela

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:10 AM

LaurieMar
Posted By: LaurieMar

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:34 AM

however and very unfortunately, during all the mixing and tasting while mixing, Laurie had to defer the suave and debonair one back to Gela. Ms. Laurie had received word from the head island commandante, with the unanimous approval of the entire town council, that the curry slurpies were such a hit, that every repeat visitor who posts on this message board had to try them. And so, feeling the love (and a good buzz), he sent RT air tickets with 7 nights lodging at the hotel of their choice and courtesy of the town council, to each and every person who regularly posts here. Even more astonishing, they all were able to leave within 24 hours, with a blessing from their bosses, if they have one. Also each and every boss said their leave (for this cause) was fully paid.

He requested one thing: that each of them bring a gift for their favorite cause on the island. It could not be cash, but the value of the gift had to be within $25 to $100. And so they did. . . And they brought. . .
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:38 AM

20 pounds of dog biscuits, which ended up in quarentine due to fear of mad cow desease, and . . .
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:39 AM

the book "101 Uses for a Dead Cat" for the SP library, and . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:44 AM

and a 12 kitty carriers which also double as....
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:54 AM

devises that locate "Nelson from scotland" at Captain Morgans and...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:03 AM

also stumbled upon Screw and his Gal...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:17 AM

who were...ahhhh..nope can't go there, so instead....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:20 AM

everyone throughly enjoyed their complementary weeks and drinks, smiled a lot and passed out stickers, until . . .
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:21 AM

Reaper's skydivers starting floating toward the lovely beach at
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:22 AM

which point they see Philly Todd at Perverts Annon. He is trying to overcome his problem to earn a sticker
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:27 AM

Quote
Originally posted by Chloe:
Reaper's skydivers starting floating toward the lovely beach at
Caye Caulker, where the gang at Rasta Pasta was busy making lots of big up huge burritos, for . . .
Posted By: inthemarket

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:30 AM

the kids in the youth classes
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:48 AM

who felt sorry for klc, because he didn't have an opponent in the upcoming wrastln event, so on his behalf they replied to the boatingman, and so...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:50 AM

it was then that they learned KLC's a lover not a fighter. So they just went back to their yummy food, which they enjoyed much more than . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:55 AM

(subliminal message - check that rasslin' thread - see who got dibs on officiating that mud match laugh .....now, back to it)
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:08 AM

Quote
Originally posted by lawcucui:
it was then that they learned KLC's a lover not a fighter. So they just went back to their yummy food, which they enjoyed much more than . . .
the constant ramblings of obfool angler who spews chicken drop from his....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:10 AM

chickens. The children then set out to teach the grown ups that a good fight can be had without name-calling. Suddenly, there were . . .
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:21 AM

25,347 lawyers on scene, explaining to the children that....
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:29 AM

they could be sued for even thinking about fighting with fists, that they could fight it in the courts. And each lawyer would get 25 % and would donate their proceeds to....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:29 AM

laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:32 AM

getting that certain angler who knows it all some true psychatric help, otherwise....
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:42 AM

The children learned that if an island is too small for one lawyer...two will THRIVE. And after a therapy seesion with Obtuse, his shrink proceeded to...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:48 AM

recommend a course in anger management, and possibly electro-shock therapy. Offering to assist in this endeavor was . . .
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:53 AM

klcman. He was going to use a cattle prod too. Since electro-shock therapy didn't work on this particular angler, who then preceeding to...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:57 AM

demonstrate his likeability, wandered over to . . .
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:58 AM

Pedro's to ask for some assistance removing said prod from his ...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:08 AM

small yellow bus.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch it was a dark and stormy night . . .
Posted By: Razorfish

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:17 AM

and the menonites were busy making funky cheese when in walked a small kitty with a large container filled with...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:26 AM

Kitty litter. Instantly...
Posted By: ScubaLdy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:29 AM

Kitty litter
Posted By: ScubaLdy

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:30 AM

stinking up the place as the box had not been cleaned for weeks.
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:32 AM

it changed into catnip and Chloe the police dog was in full force...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:34 AM

When it dawned on everybody, that backpack was not filled with dope,it was BAKING SODA,for the kitties. So ..
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:36 AM

(someone got ripped off)
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:37 AM

Havin Fun and Beliken Jimmy decided to find out why Bud was not sold on the island
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:39 AM

but then they realized it was!. It just didn't come in a bottle or can, it came in ....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:04 AM

24 packs kept at the BC airport. So off Belikin Jimmy went to . . .
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:11 AM

claim his case
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:11 AM

after a week on Ac
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:14 AM

in the mean time Windjammer was doing splits at the Squirrel's Nest, Crazy Canuks, Hammock House, Mango's and BC's
Posted By: Marty

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:43 AM

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Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:45 AM

and oops! her pants split!
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:47 AM

Lawcucui...only you and I know who is in the picture!!! The burning pack is behind the board!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:58 AM

There was major dancing to put out the flaming backpack, and after all the dancing stopped . . .

(* thanks Marty!)
(Clover, bet we're not the only ones wink )
Posted By: clover

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:03 AM

We had the munchies and wandered in for one of those bigass burritos!
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:09 AM

Which as a fad caught on big time now Ac has a whole new meanig. A is for...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:34 AM

Anybody! and C is for . . .
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 07:09 AM

Crazy! Wait, wait, that is K, K is for Kra-Z
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 08:03 AM

Citty?

Can I get a ruling from Philly Todd?
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 10:23 AM

Since Philly Todd is sleeping and dreaming about soft pretzels with mustard, I'll jump in and make a ruling. While I like Kra-Z's answer, I am leaning towards seashell's entry. However, I think I'll simply stand back and punt this question over to...
Posted By: Seachange

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:12 PM

Francis Ford Coppola, who is on his way to AC, having purchased the movie rights to "Why not". Rumor has it that he intends to....
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 01:57 PM

hold open casting calls on AC to fill all the parts. First up is...
Posted By: Bearfoot Gibby

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:12 PM

....Heath Ledger auditioning for the part of a Broke-ass Expat trying to con Pedroone out of a warm pint of extra strong rum to soothe his back pain.
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:15 PM

"This is a pain in the back kinda business", Pedro said as he slipped on his fedora as he got ready to audition for the part of...
Posted By: MALIBU

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 02:31 PM

..Hello Kitty...
What is the deal with this Hello Kitty? Grown up? Stickers?
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 03:57 PM

and after Malibu read the thread....she ripped off Pedro's fedora which was mysteriously lined with, uh, and gave it to...
Posted By: Teenah

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:21 PM

Teenah's crazy ass sister named Carla who is so excited to come to San Pedro that she...

By the way....you really ARE a crazy ass.
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 04:36 PM

and as the story takes a very sharp turn to the right and then to the left, Denny, our world bon vivant, leaps in and says:
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 05:43 PM

If you reverse C razy A ss you are back to AC but then again...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:03 PM

Teenah is not beyond being crazy ass, and learned well from her older, shorter, crazier sister, but it turns out I learned alot of it from her....in the Fedora, Wyoming Carla found a pound of.....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:11 PM

fresh coconut, which she promptly . . .
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:16 PM

mixed it in with her pantie ripper - called extra pulp fiction pantie ripper. About then law thought it was a good idea, and..........
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:26 PM

she put hers in the fridge and headed off to read stories to the kids at the SP Library. Right after story time . . .
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:33 PM

the kiddies came down to see reaper and learned how to pack Wyoming Carla's and Windjammers parachute during kra-z-k's...
Posted By: spl

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 06:45 PM

art class
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 07:31 PM

meanwhile....back in snow country....WC is hoping that the kiddies didn't pack the chute that will be used when WJ and I take the walk for the first time. After pondering the situation.....Deacon
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 08:32 PM

decides to put a large tattoo of "hello kitty" on...
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 08:46 PM

what's not already got a tattoo on it, which is located......
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 09:10 PM

on somebodt else. I,full up guys no room. However it was decided that a shaved Kitty ...
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 09:13 PM

would keep Philly Todd occupied for a while. So, in the meantime, seashell had to find some other man to do her ironing. But all was not lost because. . .
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 09:14 PM

Prez Bill could both sort socks and iron them. Everyone thought it was . . .
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 09:27 PM

going to be a new trend except socks everywhere started missing. This was determined to be the result of...
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 09:47 PM

that damn hellokitty hiding them under the couch....
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 09:58 PM

LOL
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 01/31/06 10:02 PM

in that dang Luv Shack. It wasn't untill...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:16 AM

reaper collected ALL of the smelly socks and made a parachute out of them for Wyoming Carla to use as she jumps out of my new airplane Corona Steve lobbied for...which he got funds for by.....
Posted By: LBI Jerseyboy

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:20 AM

double charging for preferred seating on the Hand Pull Ferry, and selling gloves to the pullers, while...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:24 AM

dredging 450,000 cubic yards of sand (muck) from in front of his estate thus creating another channel for the cruise lines to reach Bacalar Chico and
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:29 AM

creating the Corona Steve Canal, which was used by...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:32 AM

Nicaraguan drug runners hiding from the Mexican Air Force in an effort to
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:36 AM

fund SIN's take over of...
Posted By: marge

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:38 AM

the pull ferry. That way he can...
Posted By: reaper

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 01:04 AM

overcharge and provide socialized medical care to the participants of the "WWF 2006", and buy Kristykins and her cousin......
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 01:45 AM

A chute made of smelly sox???? OGM! Do I REALLY want to do dis????? HELP DEACON!!!!! Bless my chute!!!
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 02:19 AM

bless my chute while I am listening to this horrible, horrible jerry jeff walker concert while trying to have peace in paradise
Posted By: Chloe

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 02:26 AM

with all the bucks that JJW group brings to San Pedro for the benefit of
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 02:32 AM

the children and SP's future
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 03:31 AM

Everyone decided to put ALL differences aside and live the dream. Only one continued to cause problems so the people of AC got together and...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 03:57 AM

out lawed bitterness,jealosy,petiness,and just being a fool. Once this was done the rest of...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 04:01 AM

the people went to bed. Good night everyone. And they all lived happily ever after.
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 04:13 AM

and then several said "Hey wait, not all of us go to bed so early" and voted the story go on...
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 04:15 AM

who replied..."I never said anything about me going to bed.....
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 04:16 AM

OK, but let's put a twist on it. With every thing going on the ...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 06:07 AM

Hello Kitty backpack and asssorted stickers were...
Posted By: pnowell

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 06:15 AM

with an I pod Nano that law had questions about, so...
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 06:20 AM

and since this has gone from fun to the few that want to ruin it for all,that we do finally end this and start anew. By the way this is a record for a thread on this site.Which proves that no matter differences of heart or mind we all have to vent in some way. Be it behind fake names or real. What counts is that the continueing love we have for each other weather we know each each other or not we can "JUST GET ALONG" for the most part. Personally I fill that you all want one thing no matter what you say to each other in malice. "LIVE THE DREAM". I plan to. Please, stop your bickering and remember why you are on this site. I pray for ALL. Just remember why you are on this site.
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 06:55 AM

Hmm, did I miss some good stuff while I was out?
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 11:33 AM

my psychiatrist tells me to come here. eek
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 11:36 AM

cause I have insomnia in paradise so often
Posted By: seashell

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 12:05 PM

Me too, KZK . . .but then again, I have it here at home too. Obviously. smile But it was always much worse in SP. About every 5-6 days, I'd just crash and as long as there was no loud music coming from the bar across the way, no dogs barking, no one yelling to advertise their wares, no skill saws buzzing, I'd be able to get a little sleep out of pure exhaustion.
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 01:23 PM

It is/was a fun thread, no doubt. What to do, what to do...?

(not that it really matters in the scheme of things, deacon, and this certainly is a record number of posts since you've joined the board - but it lacks several hundred posts from holding the title of "most posts" - I believe that one belongs to one started by the Anti-Prez, Mr Thornton, of over 1000 eek )
Posted By: Kra-Z-K

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 05:06 PM

wow, where do you stay that you hear so much noise? Are you right in town with a room facing the street? It is so quiet where I am the most I hear is this bird that sqeeks every after noon for about 1 hr but it has become normal and I don't think about it or realize it.
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: WHY NOT - 02/01/06 09:05 PM

klc, sounds like you are saying Mr. Tornton is full of hot air... eek
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 12:10 AM

WHY NOT or NOT, that is the question
Posted By: klcman

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 12:12 AM

hahah DS et tu?

jump on da wagon I got big shoulders.
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 12:15 AM

I don't know about hot air, but.............
Posted By: ScubaLdy

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 01:02 AM

Keli - what make you think it is a bird? I never heard of a bird 'squeeking."
To continue the story . . .
Keli had a neighbor lady, who every afternoon, entertained . . .
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 01:24 AM

with a tea party. Which included kitty's, backpacks and...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 01:31 AM

IMHO we don't need two of these things going - Ask Marty to lock this one and let's go on the other one - with no repeated story lines!
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 04:00 AM

Marty LocK Thi down please
Posted By: deacon+

Re: WHY NOT - 02/02/06 04:06 AM

And thank yourselves for a great time
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