well now, I am sooooooooooooo happy that I bring smiles and laughter to your faces. As I wake up all alone, have dinner all alone, watch the SciFi channel all alone, take a shower all alone... and other things all alone, I thank all of you for your concerns.
I had a 2 for 1 coupon for a Mexican restaurant. I thought I could maybe get half price for one. The girl laughed at me.
Tomorrow I am going to Live Oak nudist resort to see if there are any potential female mates. Sigh.