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why oh why...

Posted By: Hon

why oh why... - 08/18/06 09:09 PM

...is it that every time I see the word 'poker' in any of its various forms, I read 'porker'?

porkerpirate - a hog thief
porker night at Pedro's - only the obese allowed

I must not be drinking enough :rolleyes:
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 09:14 PM

Better get on the Merlot! laugh
Posted By: Hon

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 09:20 PM

Just saw another one...

Texas Hold 'Em porker - some bizarre rodeo event

(off to open the bottle of Merlot)
Posted By: Nova

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 09:31 PM

Wonder what Freud would say! laugh
Posted By: klcman

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 09:36 PM

giddyap cowboy, most likely!
Posted By: Hon

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by novascotianuts:
Wonder what Freud would say! laugh
...that I'm an idiot? :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by klcman:
giddyap cowboy, most likely!
That'd be 'giddyap hogboy' :p
Posted By: Nova

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 11:33 PM

Nah Hon, not an idiot - perhaps suffering from the lesser known but equally common "Porker Complex". Symptoms include card envy, inability to maintain porker face, compulsion to bluff at imappropriate moments, etc. etc. laugh
Posted By: Nova

Re: why oh why... - 08/18/06 11:35 PM

...make that "inappropriate" Why oh why do they put the "n" and "m" so close together and why does 3 beer make one unable to renenber the difference?????
Posted By: Hon

Re: why oh why... - 08/19/06 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by novascotianuts:
<snip> inability to maintain porker face <snip> laugh
porker face - in need of a makeover

Someone help me please eek
Posted By: Bobber

Re: why oh why... - 08/19/06 07:18 PM

Hon, gotta love your sense of humor. wink
Posted By: Bobber

Re: why oh why... - 08/19/06 09:13 PM

What do you use for porker chips? Just curious.
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: why oh why... - 08/19/06 09:20 PM

Cow Patties ?
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: why oh why... - 08/19/06 09:33 PM

Pork Rinds I'm sure. Breakfast of champions.
Posted By: Hon

Re: why oh why... - 08/20/06 12:06 AM

No, no no.

Porker chips - the extra fattening, crispy, delicious chips (polar opposite of whole grain, baked, cardboard, good for you chips)

I think it's time for me to look back... //ambergriscaye.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/ubb/get_topic/f/6/t/003474.html#000000

Perhaps this can bring closure.
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: why oh why... - 08/20/06 12:51 AM

OH, I dont think so ......... laugh laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: why oh why... - 08/20/06 12:09 PM

I am so glad I didn't get porked into this convers eek
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