It was brought to my attention that certain members couldn't make a Monday night game.
So...
ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!
POKER has been moved up one night to SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH, 2007 @ Pedro's Inn!!!!
Drinks at 6pm
Poker at 8pm
BE THERE!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah...$100usd buy in.
half to go to prize money and half to the San Mateo School!
BE THERE!!!!
Ya mean I took that extra day off for nothing?
Law, you got lucky again. Enjoy.
Sunday is better, now my hubby will be their to. Fun, fun, fun.
Take an extra day off and get lucky?
Someone should be taking notes
That extra day off Law will give ya one more day to spend the winners money! AND get luckier!!
checking vacation and flight schedules.......
Hon, you are very bad, but I'm taking notes anyway...
k, you know I lead a charmed life!
Just watch out for the frog
Sounds like fun! See you guys in Feb.!!
Originally posted by lawcucui:
Hon, you are very bad, but I'm taking notes anyway...
Too funny, law! I didn't mean
you!
Now, Hon, I'm pretty sure I know who you meant, but based on our earlier conversation, just thought I'd take a few notes anyway.
If you are playing please send me a pm.
I'm trying to get a count so we will be prepared!
I'm working on a trophy to be presented to the winner.
So far we have about 20 players!
I do hope that trophy has a large bottle of coconut rum attached!
Ummmm Law - Since you seem to have the ultimate success at transporting items thru Security, will you carry my trophy? No need to worry about the rum - nobody carries empty large bottles back.
I'm not playin' but I'll show up... for good luck!
klc, ur funny!!!
Will there be stadium seating for the spectators?
gee, k, don't know if I'll have room, what with all the extra wallets I'll be transporting! :p
JZB and TQ...you to ARE playing!
Once you see how much fun everyoone is having taking immissing's chips...you both will want in bad!!!!!!
I'll try to spread it around as much as possible (amoung the ladies), but you guys aint gettin' none of my $$$$$ :p
I'll remember you said that Ernie!
Carve it in granite @#&%!
The wallets might all be empty though....best get there early!
Big E - can we "bank" on that statement? or bet the farm? Of course I'm referring to the later portion.
I had a potion one time . . . . whew! I can still feel it :rolleyes:
no, that was a "lotion" silly!
The potion put the motion in my happy feet :p
not EVEN going there!
K, you have missed the point completely. Why on earth would I hold an empty wallet? I am holding them precisely so they won't become empty. :rolleyes:
silly me
Who hijacked reapers thread?
Law did it!!! She's so rude...I mean dude! :p
Law, seems as though someone put the lotion in your potion and got your fingers in motion
Hon said so :rolleyes:
Gee, thanks team :rolleyes:
Yeah, E, Hon and I been talkin' bout a few things! :p
Oh, no you don't! Stirring up trouble with me and law isn't nice, Ernie! ...and besides, we're on to you so it won't work! :p
You tell 'im, Hon!
Good thing this isn't the wrastlin' thread. We'd have E tag teamed on the mat begging for mercy! ...or not!
Not a suitable punishment, for sure!
OK ! So, you guys want to gang up on huh? OK but I make the rules
WOW ! Ya'll are playing dirty :p
There are no rules, sweetie!
Mud always gets dirty, but it's fun!
How did I know you would key in on that one word? :rolleyes:
The devil made me do it
He's soooo predictable!
Are those horns on that graemlin?
klc, geez!!! Nix on the je**o! Poor E is going to hurt himself!
Naw, no horns, halo's gone askew :p
Askew halo sounds painful! Maybe take a couple of asprin? :p
OK, But nodamniceorwater
Where is reaper
working on your trophy!
Send me the MONEY ! :rolleyes:
HIS Trophy???? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
klcman...I knew you would like that one!!!!!
SSSHHHH!!!! He thinks he's win'n the title!
He's gonna show off for the lovely ladies that evening and go all in with a pair of 3's!!!!
Everyone is gonna call that bluff!!!!!!!!
:p
paragoric more like it!
Hmm, I don't know much about poker but if E has a pair of 3's and a few lovely ladies isn't that good? :p
So true, Hon. I mean really what more could he want in his hand(s)?
I think that would make it a "full house"!!
Damn, that Hon knows her poker hands! A pair of 3s and 3 queens is a fairly good hand :p So, yall jes keep talking while I count my $$$$$$
Thats rite,DG.... a boat :p :p and mucho trouble for dude and reaper!
Hey reaper.....start shining up E's trophy!
Gee E, ya might need to find another game:
1. This one is MINE - just get the engraving done now Reaper. Less to do later.
2. If ya gotta pay the bartabs of those gals, there's not nearly enough $$ in the kitty!!!!
Of course, then again, you could go into a short handed high stakes game with Jesse & P1 to cover the shortfall.
Trouble? I be looking to get into all kinds...how about you?
Well, I dont normally look for trouble, it just seems to find me. Yeah reaper, go ahead and get the engraving done, just be sure my name is on it cauze Im leaving with all the gilt
Man, poker trash talk'n, I love it!
GUILT more like it!
I wont feel any guilt takin' yo cash, I may even buy ya a drink withnodamniceerwater
It's going to be like the Stanley Cup...names engraved(or in crayon)for all eternity to see.
I'm thinking we can even sell the rights to Belize Channel 7.
If only Paisano was here to do the commentary!!!
think about disappearing ink, Reaper!
E - methinks we mbetter slow down , long friggin time until Feb! and HELLNONODAMNEDICEORWATER!
Was just thinking too, Reaper...what gals ya got lined up to bring the loot to the table when it's down to E & I? Do we get to vote?
OMG, Piasano doing commentary, whata hoot! Playing air guitar and all.
If you sell the rights to Belize Channel 7, how are you going to split the revenue? The winner (me) should get a disprortioned share, you know, like 70%........ HUH?
Just a reminder, since there will be many usual suspects coming down in February!!!
Be There!!!!!
...and since there are a few of the usual suspects who won't be able to make it, how about a message board 'play by play' so we can enjoy the evening too?
If my hands aren't too full of wallets I'll try to inform via Peter's free internet!
Law, will you also hold my drink for me?
Well, I'll certainly hold the glass, unfortunately I am unable to guarantee that the drink will remain in the glass if I am holding it. And not because I lack grace and coordination!
pls send all the good vibes from the gambling thread to us in vegas. flt leaves tomorrow at noon!!!
i am going to reclaim all the $$$$ that the ac folks left there earlier this month. i will recycle it right back down to san pedro on my next trip.
hope ya come back with a BUTTLOAD of $$$$$
How many hands you have there Law?
I don't doubt that L! But since you'll have my wallet and being the sophisticated lady that you are, surely it will always be full...........
Well, gee, PalapaBob, in that case I believe I can guarantee your glass will always be full!
klc, just exactly enough.
OK!!! Whats the Exact Date of all this???? I might just fly in for the match..Could use a week off!
ooops...just read the 1st page...hmmmm
Feb. 11, 2007, Pedro's Inn
$100usd buy in/half to the new San Mateo School, half for prize $$$!!
See you there!!!!
Wheels are churning already...How many are signed up?
almost all of the good-looking ones!
How did you know I was in Law?
Gee, Palapa, no one could be as witty as you and not be good-looking. :rolleyes:
AWWW Geeeze
E, no one could be as good-looking as you, period!
(Can I hold your wallet? :p )
Dont have a wallet, keep it in my drawers
Come and git it!
How large is your dresser?
AWWW Geeeze
I'm thinking he's refering to his knickers...but you knew that...
Oh, that can't be right. E's a perfect gentleman!
The trophy is completed!
Did you spell my name right?
Unreasonable optimism at it's best.
I can't wait for this...so much trash talk...so many hands to be played...so many livers to hurt...
And the "cup" has plenty of room for winning names for a few years!
Why am I starting to feel sorry for the woman who is going to have to cart this thing home?
If your "CUP" is what I think it is, Ill just send a check
signed; 'Cup less'
Nah, that trophy will stay at Pedro's for ALL to see and often.
what makes ya think a woman needs to be involved?
E - Reaper PM'd me and said he has temporarily placed your name in chalk, just so you would not be disappointed. He then asked for the proper spelling of my name.
Oh yeah...I still think one of the lovely ladies is going to pull off an epic upset and have the boys crying in their Belikin!
But I put the current odds as...
immissing 3-1
klcman 5-1
palapabob 6-1
Pedro1 7-1 (home ice advantage!)
Chris 8-1 (I don't trust all of those losing posts he's reporting!)
reaper 10-1
Any lovely lady 12-1
the "Field" (the rest of the entrants combined)- 9/2 or 4 and one half to one!
Reaper, just so you can get the spelling correct, it's "PB-Holder of the FBFM"
wait - how in the hell can PB be a 6-1, he can't even play the game. I smell a rat! he's gotta be 55-1 at least!
Good bluffer.
Originally posted by klcman:
what makes ya think a woman needs to be involved?
really, k, if not, then what's the point?
just checking! it's good ( for most men) to be involved with a woman :p
Bigger glasses PB, bigger glasses!
I think PalapaBob is just going to go "all in" every hand and bluff and trip up his way to the cup!
Reaper, mindless thoughts;
I know how you bookies work
Me 3-1 is only to get offset bets
KLC is probably a reach at 5-1
Who are the lovely ladies in the game? I must make budget adjustments.
u be drinkingthatnodamnediceorwater again! or smoking crack! or both. Only way you'd be 3-1 is if it was 2-handed game.
Git that damn Mick back back in his cell
Please don't give my strategy away.
indygal
shuffles
lawcucui
AmandaSyme
mrs. reaper
Lara
Chloe...you in?
and what about seashell and NYgal? Oh yeah, they would be so busy making eyes and playing footsies with Pedro1...
:p
hey - watch it - somebody might accuse you of being anti-Irish!
Hm, I'm not good enough to play in this league...I'm looking for someone to sit my chair tho.
stake me in the cash game afterwards and I'm allllll yours
Chloe..it's just for fun, the school and BRAGGING RIGHTS for a YEAR!
C'mon and play!
Hmmmm..but how would that benefit the school?
Sure Reaper, I've always enjoyed being laughed at in another country...Home is OK...LOL
Just think if you knock out one big board bragger...that would be worth a million $$$$...just to heckle him for a year!!!!! :p
And we would HELP!!!!!
ummmmmmm mebbe I want to be a dealer instead.
hell no - I wanna do both!
Aren't you dealing the big GlobalBoy/Pedro1 showdown for $100,000!!!!
In a heartbeat!
Get E's runner-up trophy ready too - the shelfless model.
We may have a first loser prize...
Card Shark Vases available on my web site. Great gifts for card players and gamblers. Artist amy.com will donate 10% to the school of your choice. Thanks Amy Brown
Maybe if E doesn't win I'll make him pack parachutes all week to repay his debts!!!!!!!!
amysart...you do much too nice of work to waste on this bunch!!!
Are you going to be in San Pedro in February?
Now, lemmee say won thang, er too thangs, Ill pack Pedros chute;
I aint goin' up with reaper in no plane, 'cause I know he will pull me out with hem, chute or no chute.
Amy makes tha best vases anywayer! Take won hom witcha!
E !
I was just thinking of something that may be overlooked...
If all of this money is in play...
And we get 2miles,scubaldy,beachboy,Jesse aka weather,lawcucui,Chloe,NyGal,Pedro1 and 2, PalapaBob, et al...
And mix in copious amounts of adult juice...
We gonna need a BOUNCER!!!!!
:p
Lara...call up some of your boxing buddies!!!!!
My nomition for the "Bouncer" is ......... Who ever lets me stay
I think Pedro's dog "Charlie" will do...
I could learn a thing or two about Texas Hold'em before February.
Chloe, when you do, would you be so kind as to teach me?
The famous poker player Amarillo Slim said, "When you sit down to play poker, look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker."
Oh sure Law, come on over, I have a great poker teacher. I've already learned to bluff...hahaha
Jesse, that's a great quote!
Chloe, I've no doubt you could teach me a thing or two!
Pedro has informed me that all systems are GO for Sunday night, February 11, 2007, 6pm cocktails, 7pm deal!
New chips, New cards and cold drinks!
Poker update...
I have a list of about 12 folks that want to play and Pedro has a list of about 18 island board members that are in!
We have a party!
Is that all????????????? C'mon FOLKS!!!!
I have a feeling we may end up with 50 or so!
Hmmmm. Well, I might have to rob the bank again! (did I say that?) If nothng else I'll be there to cheerlead. Oh, I'm taking bribes for hand signals! Discreet is my middle name!!!
I got a hand signal for ya
i know it's not boxing, but i am broke. can i just be the girl who walks around (possibly scantilly clad)with the card saying what round it is?
now, now, don't want the cowgirl to open a can of texas whoopass do you?
AHHH let 'er try Otter. I think I got her number
no, I'LL be carrying the number, with cowgirl's able assistance.
Yeah, BR549!!! I thought I was gonna be the round girl??? haha
But SJ, queen always trumps a princess1 You can take over for me when I get tooo exausted! (said with hand on forehead, sweat dripping!) hahaha! Just kidding. Hey KLC>>>>> what hand sign is that????? up and down or just one sticking up?
dcg - i missed your post on it the first time, we was jest thinking alike. i will happily sit and watch you prance around in front of the "men". i will private prance for bf who respects my mind (ok, and the rest too).
Since we have a huge crowd coming down in February...
Just a reminder!
BE THERE!
Wild horses couldn't keep me away!
don't worry, e. where ever we are will be the place to be
If anyone finds me face down in the sand at BCs, Pedro's, or Fido's, please note that the party schedule is pinned to my shirt -- I would appreciate it if y'all would simply drag my drunken ass from stop-to-stop so I don't miss anything.
Dont forget to pencil in the day trip schd. as well.
Good point E. I'll make sure it's clearly printed. And, oh, my flight schedule will be on there too -- just dump me at the Tropic shack on the 13th -- thanks.
ROFLMAO- Otter! That's a good one! I've got Betty Ford on speed dial for when I get home! Oh, and a liver transplant scheduled for the week after....:D
Hey everyone. I'm a friend of Reaper's from sunny So Cal. I'll be there in Feb. on his skydiving trip. Not to ruffle anyone's feathers, but I cleaned up at his last poker night in San Diego. So, be afraid....be very afraid.
nice 2 meet ya. however, think i'll just watch......
one post does not a player make
I'm the cheerleader/ round girl... with Sweet Jane's help of course!
...mo money comin' in all the time!!!
Otter, you will be wearing a boogie t-shirt with the itinerary on the back! All is well.
And I never met OnTheGoInLB...ever...sort of...never...
Reaper, got those t-shirts for sale? I might need one or two!
You got it! Just trying to figure out where on placement and what. Actually I have the what. And I think I know where!
DVCG, You have a t-shirt on order!
kewl! Glad to know! I'll see you Friday night at 6:00 pm at Sunbreeze Hotel!
Sweet Jane - Thanks for the welcome. Looking forward to meeting you & everyone else.
klcman - true enough. Just trying to stir up the pot a bit before I get there.
See ya then.
divingcowgirl - I'm REALLY looking forward to your cheers.
DB - yeah, yeah, yeah...luck follows me everywhere!!!
Dear OnTheGoInLB,
Do you need a wallet holder during your visit? If so, check with reaper, I'm sure he'll tell you I come highly recommended!
Sincerely,
law
Law,
If I need such a service, you'll be the first to know! Are you going to be there at his skydiving boogie? I can't wait to get there.
i highly recommend law in a wallet holding capacity. dcg will make an excellent cheerleader, klc will clean you out, and stirring the pot is MY job, move over, bub.
Highbrow. Lowbrow. Unibrow.
Reaper -- great. You sure take good care of us! However, I really need the itinerary posted on the front and upside down so I can read it as I stagger, looking down.
ok, reaper. looks like you have a task in front of you. multi-text itinerary t-shirts for 150!!!
OnTheGo - I'll be there - not jumping out of any planes, which is one of the several things that qualifies me as a wallet holder!
sweetjane...we're just gonna write "if found return to SunBreeze Hotel" on Otter's butt in magic marker! That should do it!
excellent idea, reaper! you da man!!!
reaper -- bless you -- that will work indeed. I'm staying at Ruby's, but enough friendlies at the SunBreeze will keep me from crazy people who want me for my body.
you meant body parts, right Otter?
some more than others, yes. What would i do with out you law?!
well, ya'd be a tad bit less entertained!
ROFLMAO - I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
that's us, spreading joy and cheer where ever we go!
Damn yall are funnny! I need that t-shirt that says, if you can read this, place me upright on bar stool!( of course it's printed upside down!)
T&M, Janie -- T&M
dcg -- how soon you forget. not S&M, but.... from our Saturday chat conversation!
tickle and moan? Sorry, long weekend and bad Tuesday. Need a good laugh.
did law say speading boys & beers?
i was not privvy to sat chat...T&M? time and money? tonics & martinis? today & manana? truffles & margaritas? t*ts and m*ffs? goin downhill here....
Honey, downhill like a speeding snowball!
SJ,
From one pot stirrer to another - surely there's room for both of us in this town!
Now I'm just confused. Since when does pot need to be stirred?
One example that comes to mind is when you're making those "special brownies".
Your point!
then welcome to the club, otg! cant let these guys get complacent!
dont you stir a campfire when it smolders?? same thing. not that i would know anything about that....
Thanks, SweetJane. I just noticed that you've made a lot of posts...you've been at this for a while. Actually Law has twice as many as you. Man, I have a LOT of catching up to do.
On 2nd thought, I'll just let you veterans be just that. Somebody's got to be the rookie. Hmmmm, I wonder what hazing rituals you all have........
most of the posts aren't what you'd call lobal warming.
nah, jump on in. our hazing rituals appear to be berating each other, and seeing who can take it.
interesting observation about # of posts, i've been on several years longer than law, yet she doubles my # of posts...
(she would prob say because she is more knowledgable and articulate than i or something...) [love u, law!]
nah, just more mouthy!
and fess up SJ, you took a break
true, and true!!! i was just trying to be diplomatic
Just a reminder to all the board/bored folks...
It's not going to be very boring at Pedro's Inn on Sunday night, February 11th!!!
$100usd buy in, no re-buys!
$50 to San Mateo School, $50 to the pot!
New chips, New cards, new Trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trophy ?
sorry E......u take 2nd place. Where's my $20?
I bought you a present with it, mailin today.
does it require batteries?
Is there really a trophy? I would do a lot for a trophy.
"Yes Virginia...there really IS a trophy!"
I bought you a present with it, mailin today.
Is it black and quilted?
k, you like black, right?
lol law... you a bad bad girl!
Hey! It was only $20....... Not $1500 ! !
GOOD GRIEF
au contraire, hopie; I'm a good girl!
If he did buy me the Target knockoff, I'll re-gift it to ya, Law. And then, with the tourney winnings, I'll buy the deluxe model for ya.
How do you feel about embroidered monogramming?
K - you know I don't do designer labels - I'm just not a fancy girl! But thank you for the thought!
dog - you spoilin?
A brief but tantalizing retort. Please elaborate.
OK kids...another reminder!!!
Drinks at 6pm...poker at 8pm!
Pedro's Inn
February 11th.
$100usd buy in!
proceeds to the Holy Cross School!!!!!!!!
Be there!
The trophy is done!
Hi Reaper,
Remind us... do we need to sign up in advance?
DB
And for those of you "holding wallets" or just stopping in to say hello, a donation will be accepted! So even if you're too chicken to beat Ernie at cards, at least stop in to heckle everyone!
Also it would be great to get a group photo of one of the largest gatherings of "Bored" members ever!!!
No sign up needed, just show up and play!!!!!
Unfortunatly, don't think I will be able to go to the tourney.
I have to go to TPA on Monday so... still deciding on when to come back. Most likely Sunday.
Hope y'all raise a lot of $$!
I'll be holding a drink and handing over a check. Maybe I can practice the heckling part!
A group photo would be terrific! I'm sure Tacogirl will volunteer to be the photographer.
If she's sober enuf to hold the camera steady...
:-)
Ok kids...we have some new folks that I want to invite to play.
Anyone coming down for February 11th...Pedro's Inn, 6pm drinks...8pm cards!
It will be like a family reunion...drinking, cards, name calling, screaming and yelling, money changing hands, loans being made, more drinking, heckling and all for a great cause!!!!
The more players we have the bigger the school fund and the bigger the pot!!!!!!
The trophy is done, the chips are new and the cards will be winners!!!!
Be There!!!!!!!!!
Reaper, do you want me to bring another small set of chips? Enought for 4 playa's.
Hey Reaper, Danger Will Robinson here ! How are things in Sandy Eggo ? I could not make it to AC in dec. because of too many gigs that popped up. Still have not been to Belize and wanted to try to make the poker party but have more gigs all month long. Will be playing Darryl Starbirds classic/custom car show in Tulsa feb.16,17 and 18th and those are always fun. Pease tell Law I said Hi and hope to meet all you fine folks someday on AC. Sorry I can't be there but hopefully someday soon. Hope the Boogie goes smoothly and weather is good. talk to you soon. PEACE.....NO WAR!!! Will.
This is your last warning.........
Be There!
See you guys this week!!!!!!
WOOOHOOOO
1 and a wake up!
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
1 and a wake up too!!!!
A wake up...and we're THERE
YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM SO STOKED!!!!!!! LAST ON ON THE BEACH HAS TO BUY A ROUND!
TAG YOUR IT AXE!!
Cool -- first round on Axe -- hot damn!
LOL...But you have to come find me...