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Posted By: Nova

What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:05 PM

Detroit man in erotic pursuit of mannequins arrested, again

18:54:35 EDT Oct 20, 2006 Canadian Press
FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) -

A Detroit man with a history of smashing store windows to grab female mannequins has been accused of indulging his fetish again.

Ronald Dotson, 39, was arrested and jailed Oct. 9 after breaking a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a mannequin in a black and white French maid's uniform, police said.

A judge Thursday ordered him to undergo a psychiatric examination to determine whether he is competent to stand trial on charges of attempted breaking and entering.

"Mr. Dotson went to prison and they haven't helped him," said his lawyer, Edward Cohn. "He got out of prison and he was right back out there. It's pretty bizarre."

Dotson had been out of prison for less than a week when he was caught. His erotic pursuit of mannequins over the past 13 years has led to at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in prison, police said.

"He told his parole officer he was going to buy a mannequin so he didn't have to do these break-ins anymore," said Detective Brendan Moore said. "Apparently that didn't work out."

The Canadian Press, 2006
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:30 PM

hmmmm. desire for beautiful "women" who have unrealistic body proportions, and cannot speak.

was this guy my ex?
Posted By: Denny Shane

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:33 PM

I think my one ex was a mannequin. eek
Posted By: Nova

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:34 PM

I'm not sure, but I think that under their wigs, mannequins have flat heads! laugh
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:43 PM

I would have sworn you were gonna talk about something else laugh
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:46 PM

LOL! paranoid much, E??!!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 06:52 PM

laugh funny, janie!

E, pray tell, what topic were you looking for? :p
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:03 PM

Paranoid? Hell naw! I was gonna turn the Texas - Nebraska game off, pop some pop-corn, fix a drink and settle in and watch the fire works laugh
Posted By: KathyA

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:05 PM

I think chili would be a much better choice for game day!
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:18 PM

No, chili wont cook good on warm days :p
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:19 PM

ya CAN'T turn that game off now!!!!!
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:21 PM

Im outta business! The bookie owns me on this one!
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:32 PM

shoulda talked to me first, I keep telling ya!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 07:33 PM

If I pay off the bookie, could I own you? :p
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 08:46 PM

Aw, gee Law. How sweet smile I still think the topic I was thinking of would have been more interesting, dont you? laugh
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 08:53 PM

laugh laugh make some chili for lunch & see what develops!
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 08:57 PM

Is an instigator anything like an alligator confused
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 08:59 PM

only the last 6 letters
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:06 PM

Recess over, we are now into the sixth period, "Spelling".
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:10 PM

Thanks PB, but no need. Im "Retired" :p
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:14 PM

hey Bob!

Those Spartans were no dummy today!
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:17 PM

I've always wondered, do you have to be tired before you can become re-tired?
Posted By: will robinson

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:18 PM

I have to admit I'm partial to beautiful women in French maid uniforms....but I'm usually the one getting smashed and she at least has to be able to say oui........repeatedly.
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:21 PM

Geez KLC, that perfomance in the second half saved old JL's job. If they would have lost to Northwestern he would have been toast.
Posted By: Nova

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 09:51 PM

Hey klc - use proper english will ya, its "them there" Spartans were no dummy today! laugh
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:13 PM

only if you are from southern NS!
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:17 PM

What part ot Texas is N.S. in?
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:22 PM

I believe that would be the north-south part.
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:29 PM

Naw, aint nothin' that big.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:48 PM

E, I wasn't being sweet - I just need someone to clean my house. Big party last night. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:52 PM

HA! You lose woman....... I dont even clean my own house laugh
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 10:59 PM

Yes, but that's the whole point of me owning you! :p well, maybe not the whole point ... wink
Posted By: Nova

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:23 PM

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/475-housewife.htm
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:28 PM

really, nova - have you no taste? :p
E's much better looking!
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:28 PM

a thread potentially on sex, yet the men choose to talk football. maybe i better re-think the male id. (jane says, scratching her head)
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:32 PM

I was scratchin' sumthin', butt my ID is, urrrr.... confused
Posted By: Nova

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:34 PM

Dang Law - I thought that WAS a pic of E! laugh
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:52 PM

HEY NS, I thought you promised not to publish that? I would have shaved my legs had I known!
Posted By: NYgal

Re: What a dummy! - 10/21/06 11:55 PM

Lookin good there Bobby... laugh
Posted By: Chloe

Re: What a dummy! - 10/22/06 12:05 AM

HMMMMMMMMMMM, HA!
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/22/06 12:08 AM

I sure hope no one confusies me with PB, spellin' an all!
Posted By: Chloe

Re: What a dummy! - 10/22/06 12:14 AM

What did you edit, Immissing?
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/22/06 12:16 AM

Nawthin'
Posted By: Chloe

Re: What a dummy! - 10/22/06 01:03 AM

Some of us could use more home schooling. HA!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: What a dummy! - 10/22/06 02:59 AM

PB, guess I won't have any trouble recognizing you.
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: What a dummy! - 10/23/06 01:53 AM

Yeah, just put a swiffer, sweeper in his hands!!
E, you SURE tha's not you? Could have sworn I thought that was you sweeping up "K's" apt.! eek laugh :p
Sorry guy's could not help myself! Too late on Sunday nite and time to go to bed!
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: What a dummy! - 10/23/06 03:10 PM

marty, can you add an automatic spell checker into the posting code????????
Posted By: Ernie B

Re: What a dummy! - 10/23/06 03:18 PM

Who caent spel?
Posted By: klcman

Re: What a dummy! - 10/23/06 04:10 PM

try this won Jane:

http://www.iespell.com/

adds a button to your toolbar. And ewe will never make a typing misteak again! wink Unless of course you forget to check it!
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