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Posted By: Axeman

Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/14/06 11:22 AM

Just wanted all you sewer rats to know we will be holding a reception EVERY SUNDAY at B'C's in April. Those of you who feel compelled to share a Belikin and tell your story of whoa..please come.
I'll try to set it up in April when I get there. We would also like to invite ALL Anti's in case they would be interested in Elevating our social melting pot.

Pedro..our Poster child is expected to be a key (Caye) speaker, after I invite him. He may even reveal why he exposed our secret club sign in the news ad.
GlobalBoy is also invited as we need a pinata'.
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/14/06 12:46 PM

(stealing teenah's line) that would be CAYE speaker!

i will be unable to attend in april, but i would be honored to be a absentee member.
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/14/06 02:36 PM

Man I'd love to be there, but if I can't, where do I send the sewer rat donation check? I wonder if NYGal got enough rat (mouse) ears for us to wear? Guess we have to give the not-so-secret club sign at the steps?
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/14/06 11:19 PM

Thanks SJ..I shall edit my post asap :-D

Good idea on the ears...

Sewer Rats Club in a non-profit Org..There Are No Dues Or Fee's...
Of course there are no bennies either..other than being able to wear your Ears with Pride!

Yes, the only requirement for membership is YOU MUST HAVE A MIDDLE FINGER AND BE WILLING TO SHOW IT.
Be aware that joining us may result in being called such names as;
Lowlife
Biker Trash
Pond Scum
Good for nothing
Wanker
Poo Poo Head
Doody Face
Rat Lover
Lower Than Whale Snot
Gutter Girls...
There..for the cowgirl!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
SCUM SUCKING LAWYERS...
WARNING: PICTURES TAKEN DURING MEETINGS MAY BE POSTED IN THE SAN PEDRO TIMES!

Glad you two got the joke...
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/14/06 11:52 PM

laugh You forgot..gutter girls, whale s...t, and being lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Followed by, a bunch of expleitives!
Heck, where do I sign up!
I'm not one to miss a joke!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:42 AM

You also omitted "scum-sucking lawyers"
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:44 AM

I am scum, I am filth, I am a degenerate.
Posted By: klcman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:45 AM

and he never lies
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:46 AM

I am having a difficult time not posting the response which would normally follow such an admission...
Posted By: Nova

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:46 AM

I submit that the theme song of your less than illustrious club be: U-G-L-Y by Fishbone. laugh
Posted By: PalapaBob

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:50 AM

I am the Walrus, coo, coo, ka, choo
Posted By: Nova

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:52 AM

Chorus:

Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY!
Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY!
Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY!
Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, UGLY!

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!!
Posted By: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:53 AM

Excuse me Folks, Sorry to but in (I.E Step the F*** Off!), But where are the "Trash People" from the United States holding their reception ? I think I am late to the meeting.
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 12:57 AM

To what tune are we singing the theme song?
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 01:00 AM

my compliments on the excellent grammar, dp
Posted By: Nova

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 01:00 AM

To the tune of "UGLY", that's the song! Duh! laugh
Posted By: LaraTravelBelize

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 01:12 AM

i prefer the term "reef rat".
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 01:27 AM

the grammar is ugly, but that's the theme.
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 01:49 AM

Date has not been set....all are welcome!

Reef Rats..hmmm good ring to it...

Trying to get down by April 12th or so...
Sunday after that Reception to be held at BC's if they let us in.

I'll be the Tanned guy with the Ozzie Girl...

Ugly sounds good to me...But I'm kinda of a Headbanger.

Could you post a link to the song..can't find it.
Posted By: Pedro1

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 04:22 AM

Hold on a minute it is my friends and acquaintances that are sewer rats-meet at Pedro's-the rest of you can design your own names-as long as you can generate enough hate from a couple of fairly simple ads.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 04:25 AM

I believe Pedro has a good point - he also has good Jager and damn good pizza - I vote we move the meeting site! laugh

What he doesn't have is friends. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 11:05 AM

Why did'nt I think of that!!!!!
Must be the years of scum sucking and belly scraping...
Vote Passed...
Meeting to be held at our Social Directors Pizza heaven.
Dress code...ARE YOU KIDDING???????
Don't forget the secret hand sign or you Will be subjected to a cavity search....thats if you have any teeth...
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 02:58 PM

Ohhhh, cavity searches!! (says while snapping rubber glove!) laugh wink
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 05:37 PM

will this be simulcast for those of us low class s&%t-shovellers who will be stuck in more northern latitudes? (the partee, not the cavity searches. :rolleyes: weirdos.)
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 05:43 PM

a heartbreaker is finding a hole in that glove after the search, SJ you could actually play along at home during the simulcast, not the sh*t shoveling, just the cavity search.
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 05:55 PM

This one is right up MY alley....I'm willing to bet a carton of Colonial's that I am the ONLY DEQ certified Sewer Rat dba Turd Herder on this board. heh heh heh and boy is my Mama proud of dat. laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 06:34 PM

Axman, we've now moved up to low-class morons!
Still think I'd like to stay a sewer rat tho'!
WC...DEQ? Detention Etiquette Quality-control?
laugh
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 06:44 PM

NO......Darnear Equal to the Queen.
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 06:45 PM

laugh
Posted By: Wyoming Carla

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 07:11 PM

DC....don't you mean nipple headed morons???
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 08:24 PM

THAT'S the one I was looking for! True, true! laugh
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/15/06 11:33 PM

Geez after a long day at work it's SUCH a pleasure to come home and find All my fellow Sewer Rats happily chatting away.

WC..ok explain your quals. We may need a proctologist to check GlobalPunk out. Since need to see if he is or is not be full of________. I'd guess he at LEAST needs his mouth washed out with a high quality soap.


Low Class moron's eh...Well I never!!! well maybe one time!

SJ, I'll have to get with Pedro on that one.. Not sure if his free internet connection will handle that much action...I will bring my closet cam just in case. Really heartbroken you can't make it SJ.

In case you all missed the notice...We are now meeting at Pedro's instead of BC's, out of respect for those unfortunate SR's who can't make it to BC's.

Our Social Director/Poster Child might have found the real id of GB AKA Mr. High and Mighty AKA I'm better than all of you. Details to come.

I hope you all have found enought food in the pipes tonight and hopefully are grooming your ears as we speak.
I know after a day scouring the underworld it's a bright moment to hear another like minded soul's voice.
Be good or be good at it.

And most of all..think of AC..cause we all know thats the one place we all would rather be.

Peace Out!
Posted By: Nova

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/16/06 12:54 AM

Someone please invite our new member "dreamnick" to the party - he says he likes peoples - and we's peoples... laugh
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/16/06 01:02 AM

lol...shall we post a topic to invite him/her
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/16/06 02:54 AM

Nova I thought we be rats!
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/16/06 03:45 AM

Hey, Axeman, I DARE you to post a topic to invite him/her!
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/16/06 11:09 AM

Your wish is my command DCW....

We are peoples first, sub species, Sewer Rats.
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/28/06 11:49 AM

Is it April yet...

Just got back on sunday from a week visiting my dad in the hospital. MRSA in a previous opening a doctor made.
He's doing better and is almost walking on his own now. Hard thing to watch your parents get old. I felt like a parent trying to keep him from tearing his IV's out.
Well Back to work...missed you all...
Posted By: divingcowgirl

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/28/06 02:21 PM

I just wish it were after Jan. 1st! Yeah, it's not easy watching your parents get older. Both of mine are getting more and more frail and losing memory. It's hard.
Hope your dad is doing better today.
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/29/06 04:49 AM

He is doing better, but...we are looking into the Mayo clinic in FLA to see why his white blood cells are going nuts..no one in Hilton Head can figure it out.
I'll be back down there soon to keep my Mom's spirits up, this is wearing her out.
Take care all
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/29/06 04:56 AM

Sorry to hear of you Dad's illness, hope Mayo can give him the help he needs. Love to you and your Mom, take care of her, too.
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/29/06 01:53 PM

Thanks Chloe, I'm hoping he gets better soon. He's still pretty young, only 73 and thinks it's all over for him. I keep telling him he's got many years left. How can I convince him not to give up?
Posted By: sweetjane

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/29/06 02:18 PM

sorry about dad, axe. what is that condition he has? my dad passed last year at 65 from a rare brain disorder, watched him go for 3 years, but he hung in hard. really difficult, i understand. he has to want to stay around. if he is ready to go, not so sure convincing is the right thing, unless he isnt really that bad off. i often wonder who we keep people alive for; them or ourselves.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/29/06 08:43 PM

You know, I've forgotten who it was we have to thank as the inspiration for all this. Can we elect him as life Chairman, with (of course) Pedro1 as the CEO?
Posted By: NYgal

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/30/06 03:09 AM

Bless you, Mom and Dad. Axe...It will need to be his own idea..encourage him with the two of you doing something or going somewhere smile
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/30/06 03:46 AM

Well folks..just an update..Looks like this staph infection is pretty strong, Dad will be in for 6 weeks. Mom's holding up pretty well, all things concidered.

I'll be Back in Hilton Head for Xmas to cheer her up. Maybe as soon as next week.
Thanks for the prays, at least he's not hurting and will recover.
Posted By: Sun&sand

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 11/30/06 03:49 AM

Prayers will be said for Dad, Axeman. Hope it turns out well for him. If you are an example of what dad is like, he's tough, and a fighter. Likely Mom will need you more than Dad. Hang in there, and keep us posted. That staph is a monster, but can be defeated.
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 12/01/06 01:15 PM

New update, they are sending him home. Mom's pretty pissed off as he is not able to get around and she can't lift him. I'm going down to help next week.
Posted By: Chloe

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 12/01/06 02:37 PM

Gee Axe, hang in there for both of them. Get your Mom some help.
Posted By: Sun&sand

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 12/01/06 02:53 PM

Axeman, don't they have Home Health availability? If we were closer, I'd come and help. She can get a "lift" from the medical supply store/rental place, that will help, as well. I'm sorry it's working out this way, but you can thank the insurance companies for all of their help. They are practicing medicine, and have NO clue what it's all about.
Keep us posted...
Posted By: Axeman

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... - 12/02/06 04:02 AM

Home health will be by everyday. Not alot of help there. I'll be there Wed. now.
The reason they are pushing so hard is the meds are $6000 for 6 weeks and they are having to foot the bill because they caused it.
He's able to get out of bed now so thats a big plus. More to come...Thanks for the support folks...
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