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Posted By: tacogirl globalorgasm - 12/20/06 06:08 PM

Join the party.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

peace my friends
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 06:15 PM
I plan to do my small part laugh laugh
Posted By: sweetjane Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 06:15 PM
(count me in!) peace right back at you.
Posted By: travelqueen Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 06:31 PM
I just read orgasm and that was enough for me to click on this thread... damn fire wall. What the hey is this??
Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 06:36 PM
Naturally this sucked me in also, but my web blocker spit me out.
Wait till I get home.
Posted By: tacogirl Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 06:57 PM
here is some basic info Bobber

The Event

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!

Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 07:18 PM
OK. I firmly believe that a mass orgspasm is not going to make a difference in the earths energy. It may, however, make the participants less interested in any violence. At least for a little while. Except in China, where an hour later, they will be horny again.
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 07:27 PM
Just how firm, exactly, is your belief at this moment? laugh
Posted By: divingcowgirl Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 07:28 PM
laugh Good one Bobber! Least it might put a smile on some grumpy faces! I'd better wait till I get home though. Boss might fire me and I'll have to go look for another job! I don't think that he will buy the "changing earth's energy spill!"
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 07:38 PM
I'm just going to focus on killing kittens.
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 07:42 PM
Whatever pops your cork, Dog!!
Posted By: Otteralum Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 08:57 PM
Forgive me for spoiling the feng suey of the message board, but I can't wait to see Rykat's take on this!!
Posted By: divingcowgirl Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 10:58 PM
Come out come out where ever you are Rykat!
Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 11:00 PM
I was wondering how long it would take you to "jump" on this subject.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 11:21 PM
hockey at 5, kiddie concert at 7 catch you around 10 pm
Posted By: klcman Re: globalorgasm - 12/20/06 11:23 PM
thx for the warning
Posted By: Axeman Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 12:03 AM
Does phone sex count?
Posted By: divingcowgirl Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 12:05 AM
My guess any sex would count! What about anonymous, invisible phone sex?
Posted By: Nova Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 12:50 AM
LOL Axe! I believe it does!!! (Make sure it's Dee and not a 900 # tho)

I plan to meet up with my husband at his office and sneak into the boardroom! Civic duty and all! laugh
Posted By: Otteralum Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 01:08 AM
I am very concerned that all the focused cosmic energy will disrupt the earth's magnetic field and plunge the earth into cataclysmic disarray. I plan on having sex on Thursday, tomorrow, and then grabbing my Y2K box and heading for the hills.

So long suckers
Posted By: Axeman Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 01:31 AM
Whats a 900 number...And Dee's the only one for me...
Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 03:20 AM
Come again? grin
Posted By: klcman Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 03:25 AM
Old joke.....

City boys take virgin country bumpkin to House of Ill Repute. Bumpkin satiates himself. Hooker says (insert Bobbers comment here). Bumpkins says "Sure, if the guys will bring me!"

(feel free to delete it Simon)
Posted By: Axeman Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 03:57 AM
Ok next question,,if it's the 22nd in Australia..and the 21st in the US..do we need to do it twice?
Posted By: sweetjane Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 04:22 PM
axe, if i were you i would!!!

no one has addressed my issue of what effect will it have on global warming. what if all this energy releasing raises the earth's temp a degree and melts the ice caps? oh, decisions, decisions...
Posted By: Otteralum Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 04:28 PM
save yourself Janie. Starting hording gasoline and foodstuffs now! The end is near!!!
Posted By: sweetjane Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 04:46 PM
conversely, i was thinking best have as much sex i can now b4 its too late!
Posted By: Otteralum Re: globalorgasm - 12/21/06 04:50 PM
that too!
Posted By: tacogirl Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 06:04 AM
10 h 56 minutes and counting ha ha
Posted By: Anonymous Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 07:01 AM
counting? Hell, I'm practicing! laugh
Posted By: tacogirl Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 07:05 AM
That too smile
Posted By: sweetjane Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 04:00 PM
well, all, today is the big day. my wish is that everyone gets a lil good lovin' today. when i do, i will not be thinking of you guys laugh
Posted By: dogmatic prevaricator Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 04:13 PM
This idea will surely backfire, resulting in accelerated global overpopulation, unless, of course, catholics use condoms or you go solo.
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 04:16 PM
Is there a particular time for this event, or are we just supposed to keep at it all day long?
Posted By: Otteralum Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 04:36 PM
"see your physician for erections lasting longer than four hours"
Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 04:52 PM
Otter, I have always had this mental picture of a guy showing up at the emergency room with this issue. I picture the receptionist doing one of two things. First scenario, she screams "Security!!" in a loud voice. Second scenario, she whispers "I get off in 20 minutes."
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 04:54 PM
To which the patient replies "I can wait"
Posted By: Otteralum Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 05:00 PM
Bobber and KC, with the requisite wait times at hospitals -- I have all my sex in the waiting area after checking in -- just in case.
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 05:02 PM
Cleanup in aisle 5!!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 05:03 PM
Think I would see my physician if it lasted for more than 4 minutes!!! :-)
Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 05:03 PM
I have only been in the emergency room once, and that was by ambulance. At least I got to lay down while I was waiting.
Posted By: Denny Shane Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 07:08 PM
If I had an erection for four hours or more I'd be running up and down the streets of Houston yelling "look at me, look at me"!

Oh wait, I do that anyway on Friday nights.
Posted By: Bobber Re: globalorgasm - 12/22/06 07:16 PM
When I was 16, there was one time that I didn't have an erection for four contiguous hours. Man, I freaked.
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