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Posted By: Nova Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 01:04 PM
TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.

Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.

Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else.

Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months.

Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex.....

Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

Happy Trick or Treating everyone!
Posted By: Otteralum Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 01:11 PM
yay nuts -- I will use that one today -- thank you!
Posted By: captjeff Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 01:40 PM
Great just love it...HAPPY, HAPPY FROM THE CAPPY....HAVE A FUN DAY...
Posted By: Leah-Ann Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 02:10 PM
a whole hour?????? eek
Posted By: divingcowgirl Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 03:06 PM
LOL @ LA!

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you all get some... candy! laugh
Posted By: travelqueen Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 03:53 PM
LA, LOLOLOL!

Happy Halloween!!
Posted By: Hon Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 07:09 PM
This is in no way meant to disparage the men in my life, whom I love with all my heart to the very end. Happy Halloween smile

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Posted By: Ernie B Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 07:22 PM
That aint funny, Hon laugh
Posted By: KC Jayhawk Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 07:24 PM
That could just as easily be Men Waiting for the Perfect Woman, except that there'd be empty beer cans and dirty clothes on the floor. grin
Posted By: Bobber Re: Happy Halloween - 10/31/07 07:26 PM
Amen to that, KC. smile
Posted By: carl 60 Re: Happy Halloween - 11/01/07 01:49 AM
so whats wrong with the one in the wheel chair?Maybe he didn't wait the whole hour huh
Posted By: Nova Re: Happy Halloween - 11/01/07 06:34 PM
KC - sounds like you're from the "perfect woman is a deaf mute with a flat head and father owns a liquor store" school! I'm suprised you're still married......... laugh Poor lady! grin
Posted By: 1BKeeper Re: Happy Halloween - 11/03/07 06:17 AM
Hon, a copy of that picture was framed in the women's restroom at the Stained Glass Pub a couple of years ago. I took a picture of the picture!
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