I hope this isn't true?

But it's on the internet, right?

I think it was the Onion Network, ironically enough, that once discovered something on the internet that wasn't true.

Is it a trap?

Have you EVER seen/read anything on The Onion that was not true

ah but if they could connect Dick Cheney and GWB to it, wouldnt it get a ride!

What is wrong with all of you! Don't you see the light. This has to be true. It's the only way the Chinese can win the GOLD.
Conspiracy, I tell you. Boycott, boycott!!!!!!