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A glass of water does the body good

Posted By: Amanda Syme

A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 06:49 PM

Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.


Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs




One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion




One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure




One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack




Please pass this to the people you care about.......
Posted By: Amanda Syme

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 06:51 PM

Who knows if it is true - but it reminds us to drink plenty of water!
Posted By: SP Daily

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 07:38 PM

But it gets in the way of the beer!
Posted By: papashine

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 07:44 PM

It also rusts your stomach grin
Posted By: SP Daily

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 07:55 PM

Remember what W.C. Fields always said about water....
Posted By: elbert

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 08:03 PM

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Posted By: Amanda Syme

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 08:05 PM

To paraphrase W.C. Fields,

I don't drink water, because fish poop in it..

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
Posted By: SP Daily

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 08:07 PM

And to justify yer wine drinking!
Posted By: Amanda Syme

Re: A glass of water does the body good - 06/16/10 08:11 PM

But of course!
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