MAD WIFE DISEASE..........
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> > He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his
> > wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head
> > with a rolled up magazine. "Ouch!! What was that for?"
> > he asked.
> >
> > "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
> > with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
> >
> > "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou
> > was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
> >
> > "Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have
> > known there was a good explanation."
> >
> > Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV
> > when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this
> > time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
> >
> > When he came too, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
> >
> > She replied, "Your horse called."
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> >