Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas
when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the
dog's
collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving the life of
his
friend.
A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and
rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write
the story and says, "I'll title it "Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend
From
Vicious Animal.'"
But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies.
Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were," says the
reporter
and he starts writing again. He asks " How does "Aggie Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Attack sound?"
"I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says. Oh, I thought everyone in
Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan," the boy
replies. "They're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes:
"Little Redneck Bastard From Arkansas Kills Beloved Family Pet.
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