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In the outhouses in the Pacific Northwest you always found a Sear or Montgomery Ward catalog. They served two purposes - one was to read while sitting . . .

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . . "

At this point mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight!"

At the dinner table, mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story. "I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and daddy started doing the same thing that mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when daddy was in the army!"

Mommy fainted.

MORAL: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

LOL
Moral is certainly correct... good listening skills and patience are very important..

LOL I hear you Gailtor.

New lyrics for boomers

It was fun being a baby boomer, until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate
again baby boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a
Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a
Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From
Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot
Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to
the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba --- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling
If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson- -- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry
If I Want To

Dupe of #252575 10 days ago, but still funny!

oops sorry did not mean to duplicate missed that one

Well, Taco, it's not like you've been busy with the blog or anything . . . .

as far as I am concerned.. as long as you continue your blog, you can repost this every day!

I'd be lost.. err more lost that I am without your blog.. keep up the good work.

anyone seen "shoes" by Kelly??? My jr. high kids got me hooked..... check it out- some might find it funny. WARNING: There is obscenity in it- don't look if you're easily offended...

Marty/admin- feel free to remove if I've overstepped the bounds of the board.

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