At the office urinal the other day, the one man noticed a tattoo on the penis of the man next to him read "DIANN", and asking "I thought your wife's name was DEBBIE"?? he replied yes! but the tattoo was from an old girl friend---whats the tattoo on your penis say "WENDY"? No!! he told him, it says "WELCOME TO CHICAGO AND HAVE A GOOD DAY"