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A Girls Prayer:

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to
say when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a
twitchin, In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will
love me to no end, And never attempt to screw my best friend.
Amen.

A Boy's Prayer:

Lord, I pray for a nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store.
Amen.

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ROFLMAO PMP

Gay and David!
Why did n't you post this on my "AC DAting Service" thread....you've answered all my questions!!!! Oh, and dreams! Is there such a man? Or do we women just imagine too much?

think.....

""mQQse""

Just remember------It's not the size of the dog in the "fight" -----It's the size of the "fight" in the dog<><><><><><>

Well John, glad to see you're alive and kickin !
Richard :p

Total tuanis= totally cool. Too funny Gaye. Much love de Costa Rica. Paz y Amor

hey grace, i hope you can find another david, he still does alot of those things. some not as much as in the beginning. :rolleyes:
he wanted to add to his prayer that the girl should have cable with espn as well.
gay

LMAO
Amen...Amen...and AMEN!!!

I prayed...and I found mine! YeeeeeeHaaaaaa!