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Rhonda, prepare to be dazzled beyond your wildest dreams as you and 3,417 of your closest friends set sail on another exciting evening on the . . . Ambergris Caye Message Board!!!! That's right, Rhonda, you and your friends are bound for an evening of silly, meaningless chat, time-wasting and general goofing around. You'll start your exciting evening by joining in a search for the definition of the word scohie; next you'll discuss ridiculous american holidays and then you'll move on to the benefits of a good sharp cheddar.
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