I was in my usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. I came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily as a real horse's ass


I turned to Mrs.Zeke, with a look of question on my face.

"I'll never understand why the biggest assholes get the most attractive wives."

Mrs.Zeke replied,

"Why thank you, dear!"

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.