Zeke's Thanks A Lot to Mrs. Zeke:

"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh."

Zeke's "Thanks A Lot" is always followed by a "Screw you too!" No loud sigh after the Zekester's "Thanks A Lot"
Men make it so much easier for the woman to know where they are coming from. Guess that is why they are the SUPERIOR sex!

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.