Another Dumb Blonde Joke 1

A young blonde is on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wants to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but is very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors are asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouts, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper says with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"

The blonde heads out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby are 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stands on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles and flips the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in frustration, she shouts ..


"DAMN ... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

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