All we would have had to do was Bomb the crap out of Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Syria, and a few other places with...

Playboy and Maxim magazines.
Jenna Jameson videos.
Hot pizza and cold beer.
Pamela Anderson posters.
Pork ribs.
Jessica Simpson videos.
Rum and Cokes.
a few hundred Corvettes.

Osama would have come out of his cave and the rest of the gang would surrender faster than a Frenchman!!
laugh :p