I propose an "Adopt a Boarder" program for those poor unfortunates who can't come to SP every other month like some of you rich (or soon to be rich) folks. These beach-challenged people simply wish to drink Belikins and frolic in the sun and yet are condemned to lives of work and cold weather. Won't you help!! And start with me!!

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.