Dear single girls

Just so happens I am an authority on where to go and what's happening. OK, that wasn't true. In town try Holiday Hotel and ask for one of the nice rooms facing the beach. If ya don't mind south a bit I'd say Zanadu. North, definitely Belizean Shores. Awesome Pool and nice units, good restaurant etc. ask for a loft unit it affords a bit more privacy having a bedroom and a nice loft bed and there's a third fold out couch if things get crazy in the living room. Most the action is in town depending on the night of the week. Where the good bands are is usually a determining factor. When are you coming in and for how long? I've been living here 3 years and officially don't date tourists but I might be swayed. wink Full moon consideration ya know.

Signed Gilligan

P.S. Stay away from Pedro's One Night Pizza Stand. ......... Sorry inside joke. Tell em I sent ya and order the rooffie special and ask for pinapple on your pizza. OK, that's silly. Pirate Pizza's next to Belizean Shores. My phone number's on the bathroom wall at Pedro's under Cuidado. Dutch is ok I presume?

Writer claims no authority, worthwhile knowledge of any kind, and didn't make love to that woman.