jessie, you are right:
"On a per capita basis, Hawaii, Alaska, Arkansas, Texas and Alabama are the heaviest consumers of SPAM® in the U.S., with Hawaii being the leader."

Getting expensive:
" The average retail price of a 12-ounce can of SPAM® is USD $2.64." equals USD $3.52/lb

Have you tried any of these:
SPAM® Lite
SPAM® Less Sodium
SPAM® Hot & Spicy
SPAM® Hickory Smoke Flavored
SPAM® Oven Roasted Turkey
SPAM® with Bacon
SPAM® with Cheese
SPAM® with Honey
SPAM® Single Classic
SPAM® Single Lite

SPAM is GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!



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