As an American possessing unqualified and inalienable rights, I hereby demand that ALL Belizian retail, wholesale and parasail operators remain open for business eight days per week until, at the minimum, 9:01 p.m., local time.

Absent that guarantee, I will boycott Jet's Bar and Lighthouse Lager except for those times when I am actually, physically, present within Belizian boundries or contested Guatamalan borders.

So there.

* I Go Pogo *