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At the office urinal the other day, the one man noticed a tattoo on the penis of the man next to him read "DIANN", and asking "I thought your wife's name was DEBBIE"?? he replied yes! but the tattoo was from an old girl friend---whats the tattoo on your penis say "WENDY"? No!! he told him, it says "WELCOME TO CHICAGO AND HAVE A GOOD DAY"

Let me clarify here.....
Yes, in college, the "pencil dick" was a major disappointment... Can't deny that. But I have to agree with Denny here, once again. NOw that I'm older, experienced and very choosy, I have to agree that quality is MUCH more important than quantity. The magic in the wand so to speak.... I look back on the fools I dated in college... They were CLUELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There ARE some advantages to middle age...
Debbie

Over 40, I will tell you the same thing I tell my over 40 husband when he asks where I was when he was in high school, I was on the playground in elementary school playing kick ball. He would have been arrested for coming after me then.
And Debbie you are right, all our patience did pay off and middle age has brought great happiness. However, I did not know that the men in Chicago could have such tattoos on their personal affects, I did know that that is a common welcome sign in Jamaica though.
One of my closest friends lives in Chicago, I will need to speak with her.
Punta Rebel Girl

Denny,

With all the time you spend in cold showers, you better HOPE it's not in the size of the wand!

No wonder I like kickball..... Nice to know us over_40_types are appreciated. The ole Pirate's still got a swagger in his step!!!(either that or I drank too much!)

lol AC, my wand is an appropriate size thank you... lol

[This message has been edited by Denny Shane (edited 04-26-2001).]

Denny,

Your oral skills are excellent.....I mean, with all the funny things you say.

AC, you are correct... my oral skills are excellent. Much of my oral training came from France and Italy. I would spend hour after hour, long minute by minute exercising. I wanted to be perfect... Today I is very happy with all of me skills... Thanks for noticing....

sweet talking & compliments will always get me there fast. denny, you do your thing, boy! these guys are EONS behind you!

I am sure that when we were in college or whatever, most gals did come across a pencil dick and that is exactly what I called it too, Debbie.

Laurie