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Thanks for the pic Marty, can you tell me where it's taken - I remember that vieuw, and all I know my money was gone the next day. Would be very helpfull.

A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears
a.......


BUMP...



BUMP...


BUMP... behind him.


Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image
of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street towards him!

BUMP...


BUMP...

BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the
coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...



faster...



faster...


BUMP...


BUMP....


BUMP.





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him...

However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the
lid of the coffin clapping ...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



on the heels of the terrified man.... .


Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is
reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .



With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
door, bumping and clapping towards him!



The man screams and reaches for something heavy,
anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
Robitussin.


Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can
at the apparition........















The coffin stops.

ZZZZZZZZZ

Marty,
Where is my pic?
I wanna dedicate it to da MOOSE. :p

Why Pumpkins are better than Men:

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.