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Makes no difference to me how you got my Paisano on here, I love seeing him all the time...tehehe

gave him a GC ride a few days ago C, he's doing fine

(he was strutting down Middle Street with cane, very regally)

Very cute catatonic

ChrisW..mixing people up?? now how could I do that!! lol...I will get it eventually...I hope

Law...isn't it nice when you can find "simple" in the computer world? Guess everyone needs to justify their existence including tekkies I am Computer Challenged at times so the KISS method is my game!

KLC, thanks for taking Paisano for a ride.
Bet you thought of me when you picked Paisano up.
Oh yes that cane is regal. lol

did he give ya a shell in return for the ride, klc? lol

Chloe, you need to get yourself to AC soon to visit with your Paisano, and to share a nice brisket with Prez Bill :p Take Paisano a new shirt while you are at it.

Oh Wise One -

You are right......I did think of you. And do often.....keep up the spirit!

No gift DB, just a pleasant smile and, "ja, man, just let me off wherever you be going?

May load slow for some...what a hoot

http://www.irbykennedy.com/WhiteTrashXmas.html

An Irishman moves to the USA and attended his first baseball game. The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!"

The next batter hit a single and the Irishman listened as the crowd again cheered, "RUN, RUN!"

The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started his slow trot to first base.

The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye lazy bastard, run!"

The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down.

A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and explained, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."

The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad!"

Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news comes on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Homer and says, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he will jump." The blonde replies, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer places $20 on the bar and says, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is your money." Homer replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. " The blonde replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish.
the man said:" I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking," he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?"
The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy".
The genie was silent for a minute, then said
"So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"