Ok Sports Fans!!!
I have just added the bout of all bouts to the February 29th WWF (World Whiners Federation) card.
This bout could make the "Scubaldy vs. 90lb little gringo bitch" bloodbath look like a walk in the park!
Now on the card, may I present to the fans of SP....
Dogmatic Prevaricator vs. SweetJane
There will be some serious undertones to this bout...I'm expecting some name calling, hair pulling profanity!!!!!
In their first meeting in "Mini Chat", SJ was severly outgunned in a battle of wits with DOG, so this is going to be an epic takedown...
I wouldn't wait long for tickets as they are disappearing faster
than Deacon!
And as a special added bonus...
There will be another bout, a "Cage Match" tag team event to rival the one just held in "Big Chat".....
Islenutt and her Band of Cronies,
SeaShell, Chloe, immissing et all
vs.
SweetJane, Luvn,the almost teenage wonder and the cat!
You won't want to miss out on this one folks!
"I'm a good mom" t-shirts will be on sale for $12.99 during the bout!
Turn in your monorail pass for a free hot dog!
Be There!!!!
(no animals were harmed in the typing of this commercial)