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After you get a few Belikins down your neck......

Geez Marty - you're as bad as Clover!

Hey there now buckaroos...that'll be enough of the Texas jokes. Although I am from Chicago originally, I resemble Texas jokes.

Texas Caviar at my house is a salad made with black beans, jalapenos, red bell pepper, corn, and some other stuff, with a delicious lime dressing.

TQ did you see where I wrote above that you can get Tri Tip at Kroger and Cosco?

I thought roadkill was the official delicacy of Texas?

lol Simon -- actually that's more West Virginia where that's the only meat they can afford.

Road Kill Cafe Menu
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ROADKILL CAFE

YOU KILL IT..............WE GRILL IT!

Meals Under Wheels

Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals

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MENU

Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!

ENTREES

Center Line Bovine............................4.95
Taste real good, straight from the hood.

The Chicken...................................3.95
That didn't cross the road.

Flat Cat......................................2.95
Served as a single...or in a stack.

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(Still in the Hide)

Chunk of Skunk.................................1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
Rigor Mortise Tortoise.........................6.75

Bag N Gag
Our daily take-out lunch special
- Anything Dead in Bread -

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YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!

Slab of Lab....................................2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
Round of Hound.................................4.25


GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is....
YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!

LATE NIGHT DELIGHT

Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
Smear of Deer..................................4.95
Awesome Possum.................................1.95
Cheap Sheep....................................0.43

Served fresh each night after dark.

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WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK

Snake Shake....................................1.25
Vanilla Armidilla..............................1.25
(strained or unstrained)
Armadillo Sasbarilla...........................1.25

TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESES GREAT DESERTS

Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
Road Toad Ala Mode.............................1.65
(chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25

Malibu, thanks for the tip about where to purchase!!

Deac, no, I was there from about '98-'00.

BB... you can't get any fresher than that! Do they have free delivery in Houston?

Hey TQ - I can just make a special delivery!

Mornin' Law! I think I still have jet-lag... going to get another cup coffee... Hope you're doing well.