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#196783 06/12/06 03:10 PM
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LATEST POLLING IN TEXAS SHOWS

* Forty-three percent of all TEXANS say that immigration is a
serious problem.


* The other 57 percent said, "No hablan inglés"

#196784 06/12/06 05:02 PM
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We have a big problem even way up here in nj. Hey, Gay and David how have you guys been? smile


I want to be just like Capt Jeff when I grow up!
#196785 06/13/06 03:12 PM
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THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES


For all of us who are married, were married, wishyou were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a box of chocolates:


Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my husband".

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:


"Good trade."

#196786 06/13/06 03:17 PM
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hi mr. northofcut,
we are doing well here in houston, wish i were in san pedro very very badly.
are you in san pedro or north of the great big cut?

#196787 06/13/06 05:31 PM
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you know your a redneck when your jack-o-lantern has more teeth than you do!


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#196788 06/13/06 07:08 PM
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Hey SIN, are you a redneck when you don't know the difference between your and you're? :p

#196789 06/14/06 02:31 PM
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Gay And David, North of the "Great big cut". NJ to be exact. waiting for the next trip down to SP smile


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#196790 06/14/06 02:34 PM
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Awe, good one law! But that would mean over half the board are "rednecks"!...

#196791 06/14/06 02:36 PM
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Suppose that's a possibility? wink
2miles - when's next time? (keeping an eye out for my boat ride!)

#196792 06/14/06 02:46 PM
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Checking airfare , looking at vacation time left, I dunno. Right now looks like not until the fall but we'll see Ya never know wink


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