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#196843 07/24/06 05:45 PM
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Duh...


Can't find my plane...
#196844 07/24/06 06:38 PM
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There are many sources of humor, up to an including leaving body parts in Vietnam.


If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
#196845 07/24/06 06:52 PM
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I must admit this took me a bit by surprise.
But......

#196846 07/24/06 06:55 PM
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I will give a laugh.

#196847 07/25/06 11:00 AM
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> Scenario:
> > >
> > > You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
> > >
> > > On your left side is a deep valley and on your right
> > > side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as
> > > you.
> > >
> > > In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same
> > > size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
> > >
> > > Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
> > >
> > > Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
> > traveling at the same speed as you.
> > >
> > > What must you do to safely get out of this highly
> > > dangerous situation?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (For answer scroll down)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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> > >
> > > Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're drunk
>

#196848 07/25/06 11:08 AM
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Originally posted by lawcucui:
Difficult decisions:

Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Answer:
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you are drunk!!
Gay - you're not paying attention! :p

#196849 07/25/06 11:12 AM
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Maybe too many Sangria's????


Take the road less traveled
#196850 07/25/06 11:49 AM
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HIC! could use some hair of the dog right now...HIC!


whaddaya mean yer all outta Jack's?
#196851 07/26/06 01:33 PM
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a cool sangria would be noce right about now!
Denny, got an fresh batch ready!?! smile

#196852 07/27/06 09:02 AM
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Q. Why did the blind man give up skydiving?

A. It was scaring the hell out of his dog!

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