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Ship it off to San Pedro, hopefully!

Dennyshane, I loved that! Gonna send it to all my southern Baptist relatives!!!!!!!!!!

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals.

2. Spiked hair and bald spots.

3. A pierced tongue and dentures.

4. Miniskirts and support hose.

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

6. Speedo's and cellulite.

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

10. Bikinis and liver spots,

11. Short shorts and varicose veins.

12. Inline skates and a walker.

13. Thongs and Depends.

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks" --

14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.

Glad you liked it wonder woman!

NYgal.... LOL

#13 - wet myself laughing! Thanks Nygal

Hey, I resemble that remark, had eyebrow rings and bifocals! Tuff e nuff, ny gal! EEEHHAAWWW! Loved my eyebrow rings...

just so there's no rinngs on that finger.

A very unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get
carts, she says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"

"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.

"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike."

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. It's just that I can't believe you got laid twice."

Q: If a person who speaks three languages is called "tri-lingual," and a person who speaks two languages is called "bi-lingual," what do call a person who only speaks one language?

A: American!

Which language would that be? American English or Spanish? Just curious. :p