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...... I've always loved malt vinegar on my fish 'n chips!! :p
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
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This just in from the "Dumbing Down of America" department!!!
I can't believe I just heard this on the local news. This from an experienced anchor, not a newbie. Reading a story he explained the stats as "40% or 4 out of ten".
Geeeez, thanks for clearing that up!
I've already told you more than I know.
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well whattya expect Bob - his constituency are either Spartan or Wolverine fans!
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman
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Ohhhhhhh that's cruel KLC  (I think he graduated from U of M)
I've already told you more than I know.
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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red MG sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
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What's black and blue and brown, and is found laying in a ditch?
Brunettes who tell dumb blonde jokes! :p
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law - last time I checked, I was blonde
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
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...and still am - just checked again
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
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