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If he doesn't know what Chanel and Louis Vuitton are...kick him to the curb "cause he'll never buy you a fabulous purse or really good sunglasses!!!

1. Do you watch Star Trek?

2. 401K?

3. Can I hold your wallet?

4. Did you cry during "Something for Joey" and "Old Yeller"?

5. Who's your Parole Agent?


If he answers YES to #1...RUN!

Says "what" to #2...RUN!

If he says no to holding the wallet...RUN...he doesn't want you to see the pics of his wife and ugly, pain in the ass kids!

If he didn't cry at those two movies...he's not a REAL MAN!

You'll know how to handle ANY answer to #5!

Good Luck and I expect a full trip report!

Reaper, I was about to say...I STILL cry during Old Yeller.

i know law is just doing it for fun, but, you ladies, look at what you are saying. the money and material things...that is how people end up divorced in the first place. are those your real priorities? what happened to true love, and the fact that money can't buy it?

my purse is from target, sunglasses from marshall's, i bought a very cool car 2 years used off a lease, i budget, i wear levi's. because of these things i don't work, and travel 2x a year. money and stuff cannot make you happy. i know, i had it and it didn't. (yeah yeah, i know, i'm no fun).

"Money can't buy me happiness...but it can buy me a yacht and I can dock right next to happiness" !

David Lee Roth :p

I don't have any money, at least I got that going for me.

yeah, and he had a Hot Teacher too!

SweetJ - we're all just joking - trust me!

2Miles, buddy, you know I'm a fan of a good lawyer joke.

Nova, gotta say I'm a big fan of the pedicure, for both the sexes!

PB - not to worry, you've got one of those charming personalities too!


KathyA, sweetie, I can buy my own fabulous purse and really good sunglasses and make more money than most guys I know (or gals for that matter), except I'm just not into that stuff - purses and sunglasses serve a specific function and for me it ain't to impress people - I do that with my quick wit and charming personality! :rolleyes:

reaper - very sound advice, and an angle on the wallet holding I never considered. ! (PB take note and make sure to remove all incriminating photos, etc. - and I'm mostly concerned about the etc! )

Bobber, I don't want to risk having to clean up the mess that might occur if I ask your question! :p

Oh yeah, and I heard that people who think money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

Personally I belive money can't buy happiness, but it sure as hell makes misery a lot easier to endure!

Reaper/ KLC, David Lee Roth "Ain't Got Nobody" either. (Maybe he should speed date too)