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how are those lists & when is the big event ?


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First dates are awkward enough, but 20 or more of them in a single night? On the discomfort scale, I imagine it would rank somewhere next to getting a bikini wax and having a cavity filled without sedation, simultaneously. From a geezer perspective and to minimize the talking and mingling, I think a far better event would be the same three minute format substituting speed dating for speed sex. I know I do that well, or so I'm told.


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Once again DOG you have nailed it! Best so far.


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'speed sex' ??? with a woman ??? you generally have to pay for that, don't you ? or at least if you're given a 2nd opportunity. YOU WILL PAY, one way or another.
I admire Law's courage...I couldn't do it.


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desertrat - I don't think dog meant with a woman (and if he did, there are pills for that). More like SSS - Oh solo meo..... laugh


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Yes, 20 women. I was trying to promote a practical social environment for geezers, especially with short attention spans.


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depending how tired i am, or how soon i have to get my kids to school, speed sex might not always a bad thing. wink

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well, literally speaking, you are correct, however in the spirit of this thread...I don't know Dog, but have visions of him with farm animals...thank you Nuts.


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I've picked up what I consider to be some pretty good moves by watching farm animals, ...watching farm animals there desertrat.


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(screwed that up) anyway that enough sex talk for this day, retiring to www.glandscape.com/celibate.html (DS probably already there) laugh

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