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Bobber, 38 years is a feat of love, for sure. I wrote the following song for my wife for our 20th last year. It's called This Path.

We're not getting any younger
But we still recall the hunger
And the lightning and the thunder that scared us long ago
And our love lives 'cause we feel it
And the years will never steal it
So long as we reveal it and let each other know

And each morning finds us waking
To this world that we have made
Where the light, it justs grows brighter
While the heat may slowly fade
There's no mystery, our history is gonna see us through
And I will never falter if I walk this path with you

I suppose some people take it
And let the changes shake it
Thinkin' they can fake it and play the games they know
But they will never meet love
Not when they really need love
Unless they know to feed love, it will never grow

And each morning finds us waking
To this world that we have made
Where the light, it just grows brighter
While the heat may slowly fade
There's no riddle to unravel, it's as plain as it can be
And I'll catch you if you stumble as you walk this path with me

And round the bend, this path will end
Right where we're meant to be
And I will never falter if you walk this path with me

(c)cgagesongs

O.k. Time to pull out the kleeenex!! KC that was beautiful! You've got a lucky wife there I tell ya! It's hard finding the right person, one that is strong enough for you to lean on. Good poem.

HEY!!! :p

Hey what, Law?

kcj - i read it twice. that is really beautiful. your wife is one lucky woman (tell her i said so).

KCJ.......both of you are blessed.

Late one night, a man heard a knock at his door. When he answered it, he found a six-foot cockroach on his doorstep. The roach grabbed the man, threw him against the wall and left. The next night, the cockroach came back. This time, it punched the man in the stomach. The cockroach came back a third night. This time, it roughed the man up so badly that he had to go to the hospital. He told the doctor what had happened and asked what he could do. "Nothing," said the doctor. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Man, I love it.