Metrosexual? Is that like sex with the city? All I know is chicks dig it when your feet aren't funky. In our next topic we'll discuss waxing, shave, or trim. I can cook and sow too.
Writer claims no authority, worthwhile knowledge of any kind, and didn't make love to that woman.
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