"Hello TSA? This is friendly call with a couple of tips this week;" "Be on the lookout for an Englishman flying from NYC as he has stuff 'fermenting' in his checked luggage." "Oh and lookout for a couple flying from MN as I think you may need to check for 'contraband' as well." "Same goes for a female wearing a cowboy hat out of Texas you may want to frisk her (your welcome DCG) extra because she is suspect." "And pay no attention to the Memphis couple and that they are carrying 5 bottles of 'Memphis own' bbq sauce and that rather large plaque in their luggage." "Ok have a good day and make sure that everyone removes their shoes as we all know flip flops are dangerous!"
Please put your drinks on my tab. The name is....Yarbrough...William Yarbrough, Esq
Ssuce Update After an couple of hours of prep work "Zoe's Hair of the Dog" has now been bubbling away for over an hour, Our apartment is stsrting to smell like "Brother Jimmy's BBQ Restaurant" a few blocks away from us. Another couple of hours to reduce down and it should be done....wish I had some Ribs to go with it!! I have all my normal excuses planned for Belize customs..including my dog is on a special liquid diet, they won't realize that the dog is not coming with us on this trip!!
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