Dr. Love is the island's and possibly the world's greatest authority on just about everything from cigars to getting a stain out of a dress. Hence, the Doctor has been asked to fly to Washington D.C. to help President Clinton with his problems. No one needs the Doctor's advice right now more than he does.
You may write to the Doctor at P.O. Box 35, San Pedro Town, Belize, fax 026-2905 or E-mail at email@example.com.
Dear Doctor Love,
Of course not. The only ones who are made to feel like idiots are those who are. Perhaps you are not aware that there are some out there. The Doctor suspects that you won't have to look far to find one. What separates the fools of this world from the rest of us is not education, it is common sense. The lack thereof is what makes a person a fool.
Common sense is not a native talent. It can be acquired. Sometimes all it takes is to shake a person and shout, "Hey, you're acting like a fool!" That's the Doctor's job. Since the Doctor cannot reach out and shake people, a letter with sharp words is used instead.
In case you haven't caught on yet, there are some people who write silly questions and attempt to pull the Doctor's leg. These are people who have what is known as a sense of humor. Their letters are always answered sarcastically. You may not be able to figure out which letters are serious and which ones are not, but the Doctor can.
Nature has made the act of reproducing enjoyable for all creatures for obvious reasons. If eating was the most enjoyable thing to do, we would have a world of fat people for a generation before the human species died out. If hearing was the most enjoyable act we would have at least one generation with enormous ears.Of course coral enjoy it. The only complaint is that it's so hard to light a cigarette under water.
Hey, Fool. This is one of those sarcastic letters the Doctor wrote about.
At any rate, Happy, your question deserves an answer. Since those articles about the fireballs were written there has been a rash of abductions in the San Pedro area. These abductions usually take place between 12:00 midnight and 3 a.m. when the abductees should have been home and in bed. H-m-m.
Dear Doctor Love,
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