Oysters look like female genitalia? hmm. maybe it's the other way around. On the other hand, everything looks like female genitalia if you are a 15 year old boy. I think we have the makings of a class action suit here, we just have to figure out whether we sue the women or the oysters.

This passes for humor when you haven't had a cigarette for 9 days.

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt