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Originally posted by Axeman:
You start holding an empty Belikin bottle up to your ear to remember what surf sounds like...

You pull all your dive gear out, try it on, and THEN get in the tub...

You stop saying "no problem"...

You go to Home Depot and get white play sand and cover your living room with it...

You go to the golf course, not to play...just to drink beer and flip over the golf cart and/or drive it into your living room which is filled with sand...

You try to plug your car in to recharge it...

Everyone you know tells you your being an A-hole...and there're right.

You no longer look forward to sunsets...

I'm sure I left something out but I'm hopeing you all add your ideas...