Nah dog... here is a true zen moment:
Two monks were arguing about a flag.
One said: "The flag is moving."
The other said: "The wind is moving."
The Sixth Patriarch Hui Neng happened to be passing by. He told them: "Not the wind, not the flag; mind is moving."
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