Since the Belize HoCaye League went defunct and our chief zamboni driver Paisano passed on, it's time for another great investment idea. I'm going to host the "World Whiner Federation" cage match wrestling night! It will be held February 29th, 2006, 7pm. at the 300 room resort at the end of the Corona Freeway. Tickets are a donation of $20usd to the ""Calendar Girls Project" or the "San Pedro Social Club" I have inked some major grudge matches for the event, and some special surprises! The winners will compete for the "Belikin Belt", so bling Mr. T would be proud! The festivities will open with an "amen" by deacon 1369. Barefoot Skinny will sing the Belize National Anthem followed by fireworks and a skydive demo into the ring by Madmatt! This is a show NOT to be missed! Marty is the "ref"! Denny Shane and Lawcucui are the judges! Here are the matchups...
  • Rykat vs. Hillyboo

  • Iamfennutts vs. Kra-Z-k

  • John Payne vs. Catatonic Motivator

  • immissing vs. "the mysterious post deleter!"

  • el diablo vs. any "Steelers" fan

  • Capt. Jeff vs. Obtuseangler

  • Scubaldy vs. that"little 90lb Gringo bitch!"

  • Tag team match..Pedro 1 vs. NYgal and Chloe...no holds barred!

  • And the feature "MUD" match you are all waiting for...Michelle Williams vs. kristykins AND her cousin!!!!

BE There!!!